Amazing Sea Monkeys on Mars

[J0nny Ling0]

Socks. You are killing me with your humor. I am belly laughing and cannot type too well at this moment because of it... :)-->

But I am back from my sojourn in Skagway and am so pleased to see this new light coming to our generation. Things got a bit hairy up there, but I learned a lot, so therefore it "was an exciting adventure"...

I never was a researcher, but have always been a "field man", and I am telling you, it was way exciting being up to Skagway and spending time with those Northern Amazing Sea Monkeys! After they save me and my partner up on the old Chilkoot Trail, they did in fact show up at the dance that the town was having, although, they came in a cognito. That is, they were dressed and appeared as regular humans, and were about the same size, although a bit smaller. The interesting thing was though, they had small packs on their backs that had the letters MOW stenciled on them. And another one whose day pack was old and worn had the initials: A-51-TS stenciled on it. Could those initials have stood for "Area 51-Top Secret?"

Maybe this Amazing Sea Monkey had snuck in and stolen some documents from A-51 that could have been detrimental to the outreach of MOW! This particular Amazing Sea Monkey was older than the others and seemed to be the team leader. He was definitely a MOW Vet for sure. We didn't speak at the dance but we did keep eye contact, as we danced with all of those girls from Canadia.

And, by the way, those Amazing Sea Monkeys when in human form did very well with the ladies! They danced better than anyone there, and were just brimming with Monkey Love and goodness. No wonder the wimmin were so attracted to them!

[Tom Strange]

OLM Lingo! Welcome back!

That's odd though... at one time I had an old pack like that... hmmm... it's been missing for some time now though....

[Bluzeman]

I think the martini mix was a ruse to throw you off Socks. We all know that your average MOW Ambassador couldn't afford to buy martini's. They're lucky when they can afford an occasional beer.

Amazingly enough, I am here with time to post this afternoon. The Dark Monkey has been attacking my clients for weeks now, causing glitches in thier networks all designed to keep me away from my Monkey brothers and sisters here! Of course, I defeated the Dark Monkey (and in the process, have received a few handsomly sized checks from said clients!)

Rick

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Brother Lingo,

Any packs with the words MALPACK written on them?

Those are the packs filled with goodness.

Feel the love,

Be the love,

Live the love.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

All that goodness makes me feels just like when I eat a great big chocolat bar!

My favourites...

Coffee Crisp :D--> :D--> :D-->

Crunchies :D--> :D-->

Kit Kat :D-->

[J0nny Ling0]

Beware of the Dark Monkey!

[A la prochaine]

Brother Lingo,

Your message sounds creepy

Paper clip, A(underscore)counterfeit(underscore)OldLeaderMonkey.jpg(I know this stands for J-peg but have no idea what that is -->)(3 Kilobites, Pending Moderation ~ confused again -->)

[J0nny Ling0]

Just wait, Ala P, the photo will appear....The counterfeit is like...Darth Vader!

[A la prochaine]

Brother Jonny,

So glad I have you to straighten me out on my path to more AmazingSeaMonkeys!!!

Darth Vader??? :o-->

May the force of the AmazingSeaMonkeys be with me. -->

I will feel the love,

I will be the love,

I will live the love.

I know I can. I know I can. I know I can. I know I can. I know I can. I know I can. I know I can.

[CoolWaters]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

This is the all-time greastet thread ever at GSC!!!!!!!!!

I've only read 3 pages. My sides hurt too bad!

This stuff has got to go on the road!

I have two questions...

If the OLMs are mastering these things that are bait in some parts of the world...

Does that mean that the OLMs are master baiters?

If so, does that mean that they spank their little monkies so as not to spoil them?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bluzeman]

Yes Sister CoolWaters, we sometimes spank our monkeys, but we dont' use wooden spoons!

By the way, "little" is a relative term. :D-->

Amazing!

Rick

[CoolWaters]

Sigh. I suppose that as long you're not using a weapon and you're not doing it in anger, spanking your monkey is a personal choice. I just don't see what you'd be accomplishing besides making your monkey afraid of you. That could be why it stays little.

*evil grin*

[wasway]

You gotta watch spanking your relative's little monkey though, Bluze... you could acquire a reputation!!!

[Bramble]

My Amazing Sea Monkeys from Wal mart not Mars, are this>. . . . .

Now I am concerned about the red arm bands and MOW, because they are almost grown--perfect targets for the DarkMonkey.

Must be vigilent(lant?)

I will light a candle. Dark Monkey hates that, right?

Gulp. Or will it draw the Dark Monkey to my humble moutain home???

[Bluzeman]

Light a candle and S.I.M. Bramble...the Great Monkey will protect them!

Rick

[Bramble]

Oh no! Now my fuzzy black cat has noticed my succulent monkeys!

Could the cat be working for the Dark Monkey?? I've often suspected a dark side within Mittens!

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Bramble,

I believe there are Dark Monkey Spirits called Animal spirits...but now I'm confused...animal spirits, but aren't monkey's animals??

I will be SIM for Mittens to keep his Mitts off your lovely family of very large AmazingSeaMonkeys!!!

I feel the love

I be the love

I live the love

No dark monkeys here!!!!!!!!!!

'...May the Monkey be unbroken...' let's all sing ... come on .. join in... sway with me!!!!

[Grizzy]

Animal Spirits???? -->

Somebody call??????? :D-->

BTW, after tireless hours and sleepless night caused by the very thought of the dark monkey walking through my dreams............

I now SIM!!!!!!! Thank-you OLM Bluze !!!!!!!

[Bluzeman]

And bless your heart Grizz-Monkey!

Amazing!

Rick

[Bramble]

The SIM worked!! Mittens has left the Amazing Sea Monkeys from Wal Mart not from Mars ALIIIVE!!

The Dark Monkey has been defeated!

[A la prochaine]

Shooo Dark Monkey Shoooo!!!!

We don't want you here... :P-->

As long as we live the love, be the love and feel the love...that Dark Monkey has no place here. :P-->

Leave my fellow AmazingSeaMonkeys alone you Evil Dark Monkey you!

Any news on those packs and red wrist bands anyone?

Edited April 8, 2004 by baboo

[A la prochaine]

oh ya...

What's this I hear about monkeys being beaten?

Now, is that a way to FEEL THE LOVE, BE THE LOVE AND LIVE THE LOVE?? (don't answer that)

I'm gonna call the humane society on some of you.

I think you are being tricked by the Dark Monkey! -->

Check your palms. If they're hairy ... then yes you are in full swing of Evil Monkey Ways.

Quickly, rebuke the Evil monkey from your life. Let him shrivel away to nothing! :P-->

Shooooooo........

[Grizzy]

Dang Ala!!!!!!

I have paws and they are suppose to be hairy like this!!!!!!!

Does this mean tho I have the tongue of amazing seamonkies and have not red-cross I am a blow-hard??????

[J0nny Ling0]

Oh-My-Gawd!

This thread was actually relegated to page two! Well, I can see that the Dark Monkey has been having his way and it is just not right!

[wasway]

can I learn to SIM??? Can I learn the secret? Will you sell me the secret, that I may teach it to others???

[Tom Strange]

wasway... we do not sell the secret... we do not require a donation... simply study the materials presented so far, and the materials to come, and most of all...

a class is not required!

feel the love

live the love

be the love

...of the Smazing Sea Monkeys and you will know when you are ready to SIM...