Welcome to the Fellowship of the Amazing Sea Monkeys! Goey! I really laffed my a$$ off just now! And what a fine testimony to be sure...But remember to beware of our Adversary, the Dark Monkey...
Now 6er! The Amazing Sea Monkeys don't condone violence... but that should be an indicator to us of their commitment and passion to move the word of the Amazing Sea Monkeys over the world (you know MOW)...
I know that they have been an inspiration to me personally for years... God rest their souls...
It's hard to make that change, When life and love turns strange. And old.
To give a love, you gotta live a love. To live a love, you gotta be "part of". When will I see you again?
(sniff) How I love those little Amazing Sea Monkeys! Selflessly throwing themselves down a whale's gullet en masse... Not too many critters on this ol' rock of ours would volunteer to be whale s---.
Sadie, the Amazing Sea Monkeys! thread loves you too!
Goey said:
quote:And then suddenly, I felt a "presence" in the room, a feeling of Love and peace.
Hear hear! Isn't it wonderful to have a place where we can finally come together as one without fear or guilt!?
I was lost in the deep and darkest night. No direction, not a single hope in sight
When I saw a fire burning brightly through the storm that raged above
In the shadows of your warm and tender love.
Chris Rea
[This message was edited by socks on March 10, 2004 at 19:42 which just goes to show how much he really really cares about the accuracy of the monkey!!!]
[This message was edited by socks on March 10, 2004 at 19:44.]
There's some research that was done by none other than Zeke Cousteau, nephew of Jacques. It's been well hidden, ridiculed and all but ignored these last 20 years, but according to Zeke he found evidence that the little krilly monkeys that whales consume aren't really digested, rather the tiny crustaceans actually bring food with them when they're swallowed, to deliver to the whale in exchange for habitat, protection and travel accomodations. In essense, the Amazing Sea Monkeys! act as little aquatic UPS carriers, delivering foodstuffs to the whale in a symbiotic relationship that's been going on since prehistoric times!
It fits, especially when you consider how the whale population was diminished in the 80's by over fishing. Anyone else notice that the worldwide Amazing Sea Monkey population went waaaaay down in that decade? Hmmm hmmm. Coincidence? I don't THINK so!
And it makes perfect sense! when you think about it! Doesn't it? It's just amazing!!!
I was lost in the deep and darkest night. No direction, not a single hope in sight
When I saw a fire burning brightly through the storm that raged above
It has been 4 days since reading the Amazing Sea Monkey thread....
I lived without peace in my life. After reading Goey's post, I realized I missed my fellowship with the Amazing Sea Monkeys. I went picked me up some of the little buggers, and now I can sleep at night knowing they are just across the room sitting on my chest of drawers. I hope those rabid sea horses from the Birch Aquarium down the road don't find out about them.......
And those WONDERFUL little monkeys, living inside the whales like that! Just goes to show you the LOVE that the Amazing Sea Monkeys have for all of us!
Another missed life changing absolute! I had the order form from Boy’s Life, yet never sent it off! I came up short with the bubble gum wrappers! And it was all my parent’s fault, for they and their strict rules forbid ordering anything advertised in comic books!!!!
Who would have known the source of youth corruption with their ex-ray glasses and spy cameras also held the power to depart eternal truth and fulfillment of joy and pure love???? Who would have guessed, or even known the answers were right there and all for little more than a song and an order form !
I have silently reading this thread, hanging my head in shame as I could have been one of you, one of the few, the proud the proud the first wavers!!!!!
Awww Grizzy, I have always loved your posts! It is no surprise to me that your heart was inclined to embrace the greatness of the Amazing Sea Monkeys! Welcome our new Bruthah, to the exciting and New Dynamic fellowship of the Amazing Sea Monkeys! And remember,
There is no condemnation towards you for not persuing(sp?) your own Amazing Sea Monkey! habitat, because they know that it is right to obey one's parents!
Back in the good ol days when I was an Altar Boy in parochial school, We sent away for some Sea Monkeys.
Well, after morning mass and a bit of nippin' at the sacrifical wine my buddy Robert and I came up with a great idea of pouring the bag of seamonkeys into the Holy water storage tank in the back of the church. about 3 weeks later little sea monkeys starting coming out when the sacristen refilled the Holy water fonts.
There is some kind of rule about disposal of Holy water. I guess that It has to be poured out on consecrated ground and the need for a ceremony when you do it. Well, They packed up the whole school into busses one day and took us to the Catholic Cemetary where we stood in the snow while the priest perfomed a 30 minute ceremony and poured the water with millions of seamonkeys onto the ground.
I remember thinking that it was some sort of Genocide and wondered if they were Holy martyr sea monkeys. -->
Ya know Wayfer Not, I don't know the answer to that one. I have heard it all my life, but really, the only cockle I ever heard of as far as knowing what it actually was, is a "clam like" creature. You know, as in "Cockles and Mussels", etc...
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Bluzeman
What a wonderful testimonial from another OLM! Thank you for sharing that Brother Monkey Goey! Now you can help us get back to mastering PFML!
Amazing Sea Monkeys Forever!
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Welcome to the Fellowship of the Amazing Sea Monkeys! Goey! I really laffed my a$$ off just now! And what a fine testimony to be sure...But remember to beware of our Adversary, the Dark Monkey...
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sadie
I just love this Sea Monkey thread....
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Zixar
It does worry me that there are BILLIONS of our Amazing Sea Monkey friends being eaten every single day by whales.
What do we do? Nuke the whales?
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Now 6er! The Amazing Sea Monkeys don't condone violence... but that should be an indicator to us of their commitment and passion to move the word of the Amazing Sea Monkeys over the world (you know MOW)...
I know that they have been an inspiration to me personally for years... God rest their souls...
It's hard to make that change, When life and love turns strange. And old.
To give a love, you gotta live a love. To live a love, you gotta be "part of". When will I see you again?
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(sniff) How I love those little Amazing Sea Monkeys! Selflessly throwing themselves down a whale's gullet en masse... Not too many critters on this ol' rock of ours would volunteer to be whale s---.
"Don't you monkey with the monkey!"
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Sadie, the Amazing Sea Monkeys! thread loves you too!
Goey said:
Hear hear! Isn't it wonderful to have a place where we can finally come together as one without fear or guilt!?
I was lost in the deep and darkest night. No direction, not a single hope in sight
When I saw a fire burning brightly through the storm that raged above
In the shadows of your warm and tender love.
Chris Rea
[This message was edited by socks on March 10, 2004 at 19:42 which just goes to show how much he really really cares about the accuracy of the monkey!!!]
[This message was edited by socks on March 10, 2004 at 19:44.]
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Whale food:
There's some research that was done by none other than Zeke Cousteau, nephew of Jacques. It's been well hidden, ridiculed and all but ignored these last 20 years, but according to Zeke he found evidence that the little krilly monkeys that whales consume aren't really digested, rather the tiny crustaceans actually bring food with them when they're swallowed, to deliver to the whale in exchange for habitat, protection and travel accomodations. In essense, the Amazing Sea Monkeys! act as little aquatic UPS carriers, delivering foodstuffs to the whale in a symbiotic relationship that's been going on since prehistoric times!
It fits, especially when you consider how the whale population was diminished in the 80's by over fishing. Anyone else notice that the worldwide Amazing Sea Monkey population went waaaaay down in that decade? Hmmm hmmm. Coincidence? I don't THINK so!
And it makes perfect sense! when you think about it! Doesn't it? It's just amazing!!!
I was lost in the deep and darkest night. No direction, not a single hope in sight
When I saw a fire burning brightly through the storm that raged above
In the shadows of your warm and tender love.
Chris Rea
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Nottawayfer
Bless me FatherSeaMonkey, for I have sinned....
It has been 4 days since reading the Amazing Sea Monkey thread....
I lived without peace in my life. After reading Goey's post, I realized I missed my fellowship with the Amazing Sea Monkeys. I went picked me up some of the little buggers, and now I can sleep at night knowing they are just across the room sitting on my chest of drawers. I hope those rabid sea horses from the Birch Aquarium down the road don't find out about them.......
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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J0nny Ling0
I am belly laughing!!! Socks, you are brilliant!
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excathedra
for goey and others (sniff)....
everyone please bow your head in holy water....
monkey sea
monkey do
I dedicate this poem to you
you are my light
you are my love
I know you came from up above
I wish I may, I wish I might
swim with you this sad cold night
but now i know you're safe and sound
swimming swimming all around
we are as one, as one can be
always monkeys in the sea
(sniff) excuse me.....
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Goey
Exie,
That was just beautiful ....
I need a tissue ... (sniff)
Goey
"Most of my fondest memories in TWI never really happened"
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Can you feel the LOVE, peepul? The great love of the Amazing Sea Monkeys.
Isn't it all WONDERFUL? I'm so blessed that so many of you have come back to MASTER PFML!
Its just Amazing!
Rick
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And those WONDERFUL little monkeys, living inside the whales like that! Just goes to show you the LOVE that the Amazing Sea Monkeys have for all of us!
Amazing!
Rick
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ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!
Another missed life changing absolute! I had the order form from Boy’s Life, yet never sent it off! I came up short with the bubble gum wrappers! And it was all my parent’s fault, for they and their strict rules forbid ordering anything advertised in comic books!!!!
Who would have known the source of youth corruption with their ex-ray glasses and spy cameras also held the power to depart eternal truth and fulfillment of joy and pure love???? Who would have guessed, or even known the answers were right there and all for little more than a song and an order form !
I have silently reading this thread, hanging my head in shame as I could have been one of you, one of the few, the proud the proud the first wavers!!!!!
Oh the humility!!!!!!!!!!
God Bless America; SIZE>
Grizz SIZE>
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J0nny Ling0
Awww Grizzy, I have always loved your posts! It is no surprise to me that your heart was inclined to embrace the greatness of the Amazing Sea Monkeys! Welcome our new Bruthah, to the exciting and New Dynamic fellowship of the Amazing Sea Monkeys! And remember,
There is no condemnation towards you for not persuing(sp?) your own Amazing Sea Monkey! habitat, because they know that it is right to obey one's parents!
Welcome brother!
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Back in the good ol days when I was an Altar Boy in parochial school, We sent away for some Sea Monkeys.
Well, after morning mass and a bit of nippin' at the sacrifical wine my buddy Robert and I came up with a great idea of pouring the bag of seamonkeys into the Holy water storage tank in the back of the church. about 3 weeks later little sea monkeys starting coming out when the sacristen refilled the Holy water fonts.
There is some kind of rule about disposal of Holy water. I guess that It has to be poured out on consecrated ground and the need for a ceremony when you do it. Well, They packed up the whole school into busses one day and took us to the Catholic Cemetary where we stood in the snow while the priest perfomed a 30 minute ceremony and poured the water with millions of seamonkeys onto the ground.
I remember thinking that it was some sort of Genocide and wondered if they were Holy martyr sea monkeys.
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excathedra
.... somebody hand me a towel !!!
goddarnit there's coffee all over the place
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awwww peepull... the love... the deliverance... the Amazing Sea Monkeys!
It's hard to make that change, When life and love turns strange. And old.
To give a love, you gotta live a love. To live a love, you gotta be "part of". When will I see you again?
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J0nny Ling0
Excathedra, I too and cracking up over that one!
Wasway! Yer killin me! What a fine alter boy you were!
And yet the notion of these long lost sacrificial Amazing Sea Monkeys just warms the cockles of me heart...
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Zixar
You mean it could all just be a colossal misunderstanding for the past 2,000 years?
"Hail monkey! Martyr of cod..."
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Nottawayfer
OK, call me ignorant. What are cockles of the heart?
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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http://www.seamonkeyworship.com/holidayall.htm
Remember when we were talking about the Church of Elvis? Even our little beloved Sea Monkeys took a vacation there! Click on Oregon.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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Ya know Wayfer Not, I don't know the answer to that one. I have heard it all my life, but really, the only cockle I ever heard of as far as knowing what it actually was, is a "clam like" creature. You know, as in "Cockles and Mussels", etc...
I will have to look it up and get back to you...
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