THE "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

[Belle]

My first post on THE!

[Raf]

My 5,000th post on GSCAFE!

[jardinero]

Let me be the first to congratulate you on reaching 5000.

I'm glad you heeded Master Strange's advice and made it here!

J.

[Raf]

Actually, I planned it this way. Strange just caught me in the act. :)-->

[Belle]

Just because.... :D-->

[Steve!]

All HaiL THE!!!

Happy now?

Edited February 16, 2005 by Steve

[Belle]

Hais?

Does THE require it? How does one Hais?

[Raf]

All Hais Belle!

[Steve!]

Are you sure you want to do that, Raf?

I think "to hais" is something Canadian.

Of course, you're both single, and as long as you're both consenting adults . . .

All! (without exception OR distinction!)

Hail! (not rain, not snow)

THE! (for complete details, send your personal check or money order for $9.95 to:

Raf, Originator of The;

c/o http://www.livingepistlessociety.org)

[Raf]

What we do on our time, stays on our time.

Oh, and Steve!

If you're going to shamelessly plug another website, do it with some style...

[Raf]

Hey, why isn't my logo coming up?

[dmiller]

*edited*

woops -- never mind. The logo is there, after all. :)-->

[Belle]

Aw, Steve!, I think I might like to hais.

I don't see the logo, Raf. Does one have to have special THE status to see it?

[wasway]

ALL HAIL THE!!!!

(needed to add this thread to my search)

[Steve!]

Just as long as you don't *hais* THE.

THE might take it personally.

Worse yet, THE might like being haised, THEn where would we be?

THE would constantly be calling asking "when are you going to come hais me again?"

That kind of pressure I just don't need.

[Cindy!]

Well...if THE can't stand THE hais, get out of THE kitchen

my bad :D-->

[Raf]

She gave THE an order!

[wasway]

You should only HAIL THE in public!! HAISing is for your own and THE's edification only, and should only be done in your private prayer life. This does not mean that you should not HAIS much, in-fact you should HAIS much, but only when you are talking to yourself.

ALL HAIL THE

[Raf]

Isn't there a scripture against haising yourself?

[wasway]

ALL HAIL THE!!

quote:

Originally posted by Raf:

Isn't there a scripture against haising yourself?

I'm not sure... maybe someone over at THE living epistles society will know THE answer

[Bob]

It's been probably 2 years since I posted on THE. Yet, it is here to welcome me back with open arms.

I did not have to do six months of spiritual probation.

I did not have to write letters stating how I got tricked by THE adversary into not posting.

THE doesn't want my money (I hope not -->).

I don't have to sell my house to come back.

Therefore, THE is greater than TWI!

[Steve!]

THE doesn't *require* your money, but I'm sure donations are always welcome. Just send THEm to Pawtucket, I'm sure he'll put them to good use for THE's maintenance.

Oh, and I think that THE original sin was haising yourself!

[Belle]

quote:

I think that THE original sin was haising yourself!

Steve, that was in the first administration. The second administration had something about people haising each other.

THE won't ask you to clean, either. Paw might, but THE won't.

[Steve!]

Oh, right, old wineskin.

And THE will absolutely never, ever ask you to string chairs, or sift sand in a coffee can to get rid of cigarette butts.

All!

Hail!

THE!

[krys]

...and none of his representatives will share any of your personal information nor ask you for your screenname or password..........