THE "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

wasway · December 28, 2002

Now that I understand, I will be releasing my new book " THEre Is Abundant Power In Receiving THE" in the near future. It will be published by that famous publisher "THE New THE Press." Look for it on amazon.com soon

wasway · January 17, 2003

As required by the all knowing Palm, I have been summoned back to this, THE tabernacle of THE, to give alms and burnt offerings in order to insure THE omnipotent one continues to dwell amongs THE faithful in this, THE holey place.

ALL HAIL THE

Edited January 17, 2003 by Guest

wasway · January 19, 2003

MY NEW BOOK

"THE Rise and Expansion of THE" will be coming soon to a used book store near you!!! Buy several copies for your friends and family. They make great gifts for all occasions!!! A free trading card from my college rugby days will be included at no extra charge!!

Edited January 19, 2003 by Guest

FreeAtLast · January 19, 2003

Ok, being relatively new to the GS world. Will someone explain THE for me!!!!!

Thanks

Raf · January 19, 2003

Oh boy, here we go again...

Listen my children and you shall hear

The origin of THE thread we all revere

'Twas late one night, years ago, three

I remember it will, for it happened to me.

Another forum once there was

Two, in fact, and that's because

One was Waydale, and many were blessed

While the other was run by CES.

But one dark night, the latter fell.

And I came to Waydale, for all to tell.

"THE CES THREAD IS GONE" was the subject line.

"Well, it seems..." and the rest is lost to time.

And something happened that fateful night.

The computers hiccupped. It didn't come out right.

For one word each, in subject and message

Survived this bizarre rite of passage.

THE was the subject, and none understood.

WELL was the message. Read the rest? No one could.

I tried to explain. Believe me, I tried.

But to my astonishment, people replied.

First one responded. Then two, then more.

Next time I counted, they'd passed 94.

Soon there were thousands. It's true, have no doubt.

It got so bad Waydale's host was told "cut it out."

So THE was shut down. No choice. They had to.

But no, never fear, for then there was THE 2.

With this reincarnation, a legend was born.

But then, from Waydale, we all were torn.

So we said farewell. Not much more to say.

And THE was moved to the Greasespot Cafe.

There, THE thrived, with a life of its own.

Until the Cafe was moved to its present home.

I'd laugh, read along, but mostly I'd sigh.

Now and then I'd remark, "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

But powerless I am, by now this you know.

All I can do is watch, watch it grow.

The rest you can learn on the preceding pages.

I suspect that the THE will survive through the ages.

So, glad that you asked, and now you can see

The ballad of a thread, a thread called THE.

Edited January 19, 2003 by Guest

GarthP2000 · January 19, 2003

Wouldn't Raf make a good Dr. Suess?

:D-->

Prophet Emeritus of THE,

and Wandering CyberUU Hippie,

Garth P.

www.gapstudioweb.com

FreeAtLast · January 19, 2003

Rafael,

Thank you soooo much for explaining this thread. How funny. You are quite the poet!! I have a nack for that myself. Maybe I will send you a couple of my poems.

Anyway, thank you for clearing up the confusion I have been experiencing.

Steve! · January 20, 2003

THE sound of one hand clapping . . .

wasway · January 21, 2003

Raf,

Being THE one to Teach us about THE as THE has not been taught in 2 centuries, you will undoubtably be my supervisor as I sweep THE streets of gold one day. Thank you for reminding us of THE humble birth of THE and its rise to greatness and expansion throughout the world.

ALL praises to THE

Edited January 21, 2003 by Guest

Steve! · January 27, 2003

THE time has come, THE walrus said, to speak of many things -

of sailing ships, and sealing wax,

of cabbages and kings.

And THE

krys · January 27, 2003

.....to everything there is a season.....and a time for every purpose under heaven.

It says that in Ecclesiastes somewhere....or was it Song of Solomon. I think it was Song of Solomon...or - - was it Ecclesiastes.

wasway · February 7, 2003

I thought it was The Byrds "Turn, Turn, Turn"

Time to pay homage once again at THE Temple of THE. Thought It was an appropriate day, since it is time for those who look to the east to make their pilgramage to Mecca,and what better time to make a pilgramage to THE thread and pay tribute to he who was, is, and will forever be THE...

All hail THE

Edited February 7, 2003 by Guest

wasway · March 4, 2003

THE holy palm pilot has again summoned me to THE tabernacle of THE to pay homage at his holy Ark and insure THE continued existence of his omnipotience forever more!!!

All praises to THE

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[This message was edited by wasway on March 04, 2003 at 12:01.]

Edited March 4, 2003 by Guest

krys · March 5, 2003

amen

Raf · March 7, 2003

CLEAR!

(WHOOMP!)

BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

We're losing it. All right everyone, we're going to try again...

CLEAR!

(WHOOMP!)

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Dangit, it's not working. Let's give it another try.

CLEAR!

(WHOOMP!)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

:(-->

krys · March 8, 2003

Do you think that means it has a life of its own? That's cool!

wasway · March 10, 2003

THE does not need defibulated insomuch as he is immortal. THE use of such a device would only serve to increase his omnipotience since the energy expended would be absorbed into his perfection; thus, making him superomnipotient!!

ALL HAIL THE!!!

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Loshanto THE

Edited March 10, 2003 by Guest

lovematters · March 11, 2003

300th post on stevie's THE!!!!

THE power

Edited March 11, 2003 by Guest

lovematters · March 11, 2003

THE is.

wasway · March 11, 2003

THE was

Edited March 11, 2003 by Guest

Steve! · March 11, 2003

THE is forever.

wasway · March 11, 2003

THE shall ever be

ALL HAIL THE

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wasway · April 2, 2003

Sim Sala

THE!!!

ALL HAIL THE!!!

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krys · April 2, 2003

THE fairthful remain THE's favorites :)-->

wasway · April 3, 2003

What's a fairthful, Krys??

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