Hair Cut

[Sudo]

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get

a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How

long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full of

customers and says, about 3 hours."

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long

before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says,

"About an hour and half."

The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow

that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for

a haircut, but then doesn't come back."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says,

"Your house!"

sudo

[AdiosMiCorazon]

Very funny Sudo

I have a question. Why do you have four stars in the thread you just posted? but my yo mamma thread has no stars .

[Sudo]

Adios,

Count those stars again. I think there are five of them, no? The answer is that the forum computer makes an assesment of how good the thread is... 'yo momma warranted no stars but my excellent joke made the computer LOL!

sudo

P.S. It also might have helped that I rated the thread a 5-star rating when I posted it. Hee-hee!

[AdiosMiCorazon]

great Sudo man. I do see the errors of my way. You are da king.

P.S.

I went and gave myself some stars. he he he

[AdiosMiCorazon]

Sudo, I rated you the worst. Sorry it brought you way down.

For the record....I liked the joke....more please!