excathedra Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 mandii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krys Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Yo mamma is so fat, that if she fell down, she'd rock herself to sleep trying to get up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdiosMiCorazon Posted June 26, 2002 Author Share Posted June 26, 2002 Yo' mama so fat, she has double chins all the way to her ankles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 krys, adios, ohmygosh i didn't think these could get any funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasUFarley Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Yo' mamma so ugly, she walks by the toilet and it flushs itself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 yo momma is so fat, even Mick Jagger says, "Damn, she got big lips!" yo momma is so ugly, even Mick Jagger's mirror won't reflect her yo momma is so ugly, even blind people say "Damn!" da reason yo momma is so smelly is so blind people can hate her too! yo momma is so smelly, she not allowed at the city dump because she stink up the place yo momma is so fat, she gotta wear packing crates for shoes yo momma is so fat, she use a hula-hoop for a belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 yo momma is so fat, her shoe size is "Vermont" yo momma is such a ho, she'll give you change back from a dolla yo momma is such a ho, Jerry Springer say "Damn!" yo momma is such a ho, they named a disease after her! yo momma is such a ho, when you talk to her, your voice echoes. yo momma is such a ho, when she has an orgasm, it measures 5.6 on the Richter scale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 your momma has a lazy eye so bad she got divorsed for seeing someone on the side your momma's so dumb she thought tupac shukar was a jewish holiday your momma's so hairy she'd give you the hair off her back your momma is so stupid i taught her the running man and i havent seen the b''' since. your momma's so cross eyed she was having sex and thought it was a threesome your momma is so dark and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she looks like a pitsbug steelers helmet your momma's breath so stank she made altoids go on strike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) Yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she makes love, she thinks it's three-some!! (good one!) Edited April 20, 2006 by dmiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) Yo Momma's so fat -- she can stand flat-footed, and kick-start a 747!! Yo Momma's so fat -- she can stretch her lips, and stall the engine of a greyhound bus! Yo Momma -- she's so fat --- it takes her 7 trips, just to haul a$$. ;) Edited April 20, 2006 by dmiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckmkeon Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yo mamma is so fat that when she got in the water at the beach everyone said who let Free Willy out Yo mamma is so fat when she walks around Japan everyone screams GODZILLA!! Yo mamma is so fat that she alone is the food chain Yo mamma is so fat the All-You-Can-Eat buffet closes when they see her coming. Yo mamma is so fat that when I gave her a piggy back ride I fell through the concrete CK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yo momma's so fat -- when she bungee-jumped, She *sagged* the bridge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthP2000 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) Yo momma so fat, she has her own gravity well. I know this 'cause I threw a paper clip at her, and it went into orbit around her! Edited April 20, 2006 by GarthP2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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krys
Yo mamma is so fat, that if she fell down, she'd rock herself to sleep trying to get up again.
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AdiosMiCorazon
Yo' mama so fat, she has double chins all the way to her ankles!
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excathedra
krys, adios, ohmygosh i didn't think these could get any funnier
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ChasUFarley
Yo' mamma so ugly, she walks by the toilet and it flushs itself!
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Steve!
yo momma is so fat, even Mick Jagger says, "Damn, she got big lips!"
yo momma is so ugly, even Mick Jagger's mirror won't reflect her
yo momma is so ugly, even blind people say "Damn!"
da reason yo momma is so smelly is so blind people can hate her too!
yo momma is so smelly, she not allowed at the city dump because she stink up the place
yo momma is so fat, she gotta wear packing crates for shoes
yo momma is so fat, she use a hula-hoop for a belt
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Steve!
yo momma is so fat, her shoe size is "Vermont"
yo momma is such a ho, she'll give you change back from a dolla
yo momma is such a ho, Jerry Springer say "Damn!"
yo momma is such a ho, they named a disease after her!
yo momma is such a ho, when you talk to her, your voice echoes.
yo momma is such a ho, when she has an orgasm, it measures 5.6 on the Richter scale
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Jade
your momma has a lazy eye so bad
she got divorsed for seeing someone on the side
your momma's so dumb
she thought tupac shukar was a jewish holiday
your momma's so hairy
she'd give you the hair off her back
your momma is so stupid
i taught her the running man
and i havent seen the b''' since.
your momma's so cross eyed
she was having sex and thought it was a threesome
your momma is so dark
and her teeth are so yellow
when she smiles she looks like a pitsbug steelers helmet
your momma's breath so stank
she made altoids go on strike
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dmiller
Yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she makes love,
she thinks it's three-some!!
(good one!)
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dmiller
Yo Momma's so fat -- she can stand flat-footed,
and kick-start a 747!!
Yo Momma's so fat -- she can stretch her lips,
and stall the engine of a greyhound bus!
Yo Momma -- she's so fat ---
it takes her 7 trips, just to haul a$$. ;)
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ckmkeon
Yo mamma is so fat that when she got in the water at the beach everyone said
who let Free Willy out
Yo mamma is so fat when she walks around Japan everyone screams GODZILLA!!
Yo mamma is so fat that she alone is the food chain
Yo mamma is so fat the All-You-Can-Eat buffet closes when they see her coming.
Yo mamma is so fat that when I gave her a piggy back ride I fell through the concrete
CK
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dmiller
Yo momma's so fat -- when she bungee-jumped,
She *sagged* the bridge!
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GarthP2000
Yo momma so fat, she has her own gravity well. I know this 'cause I threw a paper clip at her, and it went into orbit around her!
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