Re:"On a side note...I gave us five stars today. We are down to three. I guess some don't like it."
That was me messing with your thread. I gave it a one star rating and it brought it way down. I think it must go by the number of votes. Tell you what.. why don't you go and rate my Hair Cut thread a one star and see if it doesn't bring it way down as well? Probably one vote wouldn't make much of a difference if there were, say, 50 votes but if it was just you and me voting, it'd make a big difference. I think they let you vote on a thread only one time, though.
I didn't mean to offend you. Heck, I think 'yo momma jokes are pretty funny. I was just testing out the voting thingee.
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AdiosMiCorazon
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she has afros on her nipples.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet
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excathedra
yo mama is so old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook
yo mama is so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her
yo mama is so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out
yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
yo mama is so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo
yo mama is so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
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excathedra
yo mama is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
yo mama is so fat, she's 36-24-36 -- but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh
yo mama is so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through
yo mama is so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip
yo mama is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real
yo mama is so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen
yo mama is so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip -- at the radio station.
yo mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
i saved yo mama's life today -- i killed a sheet-eating dog on the way over
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Steve!
yo mama so ugly, her nickname is "damn!"
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excathedra
yo mama so ugly, your daddy takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye
yo mama so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks
yo mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night!
yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
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Pirate1974
You guys are so bad.
Yo mama is so fat - if somebody told her to haul foot, she'd have to make two trips.
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AdiosMiCorazon
Me bad? No way Jose!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she sells shade at the beach
Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow, she made the sun retire!
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excathedra
but why am i laughing so hard
yo mama so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home
yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
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Invader Zim a.k.a Angry Monkey
Yo Mama is so fat the shadow of her foot weighs 50 pounds
Yo Mama is so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"!
Yo Mama is so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change!
Yo Mama is so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
Yo Mama is so stupid her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Yo Mama has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it.
Yo Mama is so fat she's taller lying down.
Yo Mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo Mama is so ugly ... they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!
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excathedra
yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
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Cindy Sutton
from laughing so hard
>>>>>>> along for the ride >>>>>>>
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Steve!
yo mama so poor she had to put a mcdonald's milkshake on layaway
yo mama so poor she can't afford to change her mind
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AdiosMiCorazon
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
a skunk smelled her a$$ and passed out.
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AdiosMiCorazon
Yo Mamma is so smelly,
the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo Mamma is so smelly,
she made her Right Guard call for backup.
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AdiosMiCorazon
Yo mamma is so ugly, she looks in the mirror and she runs!
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excathedra
yo mama's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks
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AdiosMiCorazon
Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch.
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Steve!
yo mama so stupid she failed her blood test
yo mama so fat she looks at a menu and says "Okay!"
yo mama so ugly, she stuck her head out a car window and was arrested for mooning!
yo mama so ugly, trick or treaters give HER candy
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Invader Zim a.k.a Angry Monkey
Yo Mama is so stupid when she saw a 'Wrong Way' sign in her rearview mirror she turned around.
Yo Mama is so fat her driver's license says 'Picture continued on other side.
Yo Mama is so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo Mama is so fat ... the telephone company gave her two area codes!
Yo Mama is so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo Mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo Mama is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of 'Walk' and 'Don't Walk.'
Yo Mama is so old ... her birth-certificate expired!
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AdiosMiCorazon
Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
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AdiosMiCorazon
On a side note...I gave us five stars today. We are down to three. I guess some don't like it. to them I say
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Sudo
Adios,
Re:"On a side note...I gave us five stars today. We are down to three. I guess some don't like it."
That was me messing with your thread. I gave it a one star rating and it brought it way down. I think it must go by the number of votes. Tell you what.. why don't you go and rate my Hair Cut thread a one star and see if it doesn't bring it way down as well? Probably one vote wouldn't make much of a difference if there were, say, 50 votes but if it was just you and me voting, it'd make a big difference. I think they let you vote on a thread only one time, though.
I didn't mean to offend you. Heck, I think 'yo momma jokes are pretty funny. I was just testing out the voting thingee.
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AdiosMiCorazon
Sudo,
You sly creature! What I said was a joke. I am glad you fessed up. You are too funny!!!!
I will go rate you now. he he he!
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Mandii
Yo Momma so OLD and so FAT that when she swam at the beach, Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo Momma so UGLY that when she sits on the sand at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
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