TheManOfa Thousand ScreenNames Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 A guy is driving home for Christmas up the NJ turnpike. It's about 6 am. He has relatives in Passaic (Puh Say Ick), but stops at a diner in Moonachie (moo nock ee). Hangs up his coat and sits down at the counter. Waitress comes along and takes his order. He decides on Eggs Benedict. When his breakfast arrives, he notices the serving dish is a very shiny silver. He eats his breakfast, and it's the most amazing Eggs Benedict he's ever had. The waitress comes over to fill up his cawfee cup. He says to the waitress, "Wow, that was the most incredible Eggs Benedict I've ever had, how did you do that?" Do NOT scroll down, unless you want serious physical pain to ensue.........:D--> . . . . . . . . . . She said, "It's very simple sir. There no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise." . . . . Btw, the two cities mentioned are real NJ cities. The lessons repeat until they are learned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 You left out the most important part... How was the cawfee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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You left out the most important part...
How was the cawfee?
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