docvic's(praise be his name) junk science

[Tzaia]

From the Christian Family and Sex 1977 syllabus:

"Man's quick arousal is one reason that he is the head of the wife, so he can control the climax timing" .

Chapter and verse...

[Twinky]

Here's one from the All Aboard! album (1976)

side 2/ cut 1

"Do The Best You Can"

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I 'spose you're wondering what happened to Emil

And that cancer sore.

Emil's doing right nicely

And he doesn't have cancer anymore.

Emil learned something

A lot of us seem to forget.

Believe God, do the best you can

And God will do the rest

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Wierwille uses this clever little ditty to "teach" that you can use the "law of believing" to heal cancer.

Eye don't quite see this. Eye don't think VPW did either. Or maybe he didn't try putting castor oil in his cancerous eye.

[Twinky]

Variation on a theme:

VP had just recently discovered that God's Word is God's will.

He believed The Word about salvation,

With greediness he was filled.

His life was full of lust, gybes, p1ss,

Yes, he'd been saved by grace.

But he had an opportunity,

A malignant growth, a sore upon his face.

VP had been reading in The Word

How in old, elders anointing with oil

And he knew some of that oil

Would heal his cancerous boil.

He went down to the drugstore

And he said to the clerk,

"I want to buy some oil to get a job done.

I know it'll work."

"What kind of oil do you require?

3-in-1, olive, camphor, flax

or is it castor you desire?"

VP replied, " I don't guess it matters what brand or kind."

"Just give me some of that castor oil kind."

VP went straight home,

The bottle of castor oil he uncapped,

Stood before the mirror,

Rubbed the castor oil on his face with a gentle pat.

"Lord", he said, "I'm doing the best I can."

"If you'll do your best, I know that I'll be healed."

I 'spose you're wondering what happened to VP

And that cancer sore.

VP's eye did badly

And he doesn't have his eye anymore.

VP learned something

A lot of us seem to forget.

Believe God, do the best you can

And SEE YOUR DOC AS WELL!

(edited cos I obviously used a rude word, lol)

Edited November 3, 2009 by Twinky

[OldSkool]

From the Christian Family and Sex 1977 syllabus:

"Man's quick arousal is one reason that he is the head of the wife, so he can control the climax timing" .

It's also the reason people developed ExTenze...lol

[oenophile]

quote:

Originally posted by Georgio Jessio:

This one is both paranoid and bunk:

The Moonies own Entaments baked goods and they put a drug in there food that makes you

a) want to become a moonie

b) turn you away from TWI.

Glow-ry!

Do you mean Entenmann's? Actually, I don't know how to spell it either. If so, I would say that it doesn't work because they are very popular in my family, who are still in TWI.

The Moonies actually do own the Washington Times. Reading it makes you stupid.

Edited November 5, 2009 by oenophile

[taxicab]

The Moonies actually do own the Washington Times. Reading it makes you stupid.

In a speech on the twentieth anniversary of the founding of the Washington Times, Moon explained his motivation behind establishing the paper. "I founded The Washington Times as an expression of my love for America and to fulfill the Will of God, who seeks to establish America in His Providence," he said.

"In the context of God's Will, there needed to be a newspaper that had the philosophical and ideological foundation to encourage and enlighten the people and leaders of America," he explained.

So, it looks like Moon did get the "Word Over the World."