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Lay something on us Steve! I spent most of the day going squinting at a humongous form going:

maybe this is it...

doh!

ok, this is probably...

doh!

maybe this will work...

doh!

maybe a ciggie will help...

doh!

i'll delete and start over...

doh!

maybe...

hey it works...what did I do???????

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Too funny

Too much is an understatement

But this is so much fun!

What happens with the old bday stuff that got people mad at ezboard?

Dear One Most Precious!!

Happy Birthday!!

This, at prior GSC location, was the glowing writing. Anyone with knowledge of these things? Your help is most appreciated!

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Kit Sober

[This message was edited by Kit Sober on June 15, 2002 at 19:47.]

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In a little country town back in the hollars of

Tennessee there lived a braggart, John Smith, who

would always bore anyone who listened with how he

knew every important person in the world.

The town folk would just roll their eyes because

they had known this man since he was a little boy.

But one day a stranger came into town and while

passing the barber shop he heard 'ole John bragging

about how he and the governor were fishing buddies.

The man happened to be a lobbyist at the state capital

in Nashville and thought he would have a little fun

with John. "OK", the man said. "I'll bet you $100 you

don't even KNOW the governor!". John didn't hesitate.

"Look, fella'", John replied."I'll be there at the

governor's mansion tomorrow. And when the governor comes

out he'll come over and shake my hand." The man just

laughed inside and told John that it was a deal.

Unfortunately for the man, the next day, the governor

DID come out and sure enough he walked over, shook

John Smith's hand and had a little chit chat. The man

couldn't believe it but decided to really show this

braggart for what he was. So, in front of the crowd

he again challenged John and told him the bet was now

$500 that he didn't know the President of the United

States. "Sure, I know 'ole George", John said."Why we

used to drag race together down in Texas".

The man was red faced now and told John that he had

lobbying to do in Washington DC and that in fact he

was going to be at the White House the very next day.

Sure enough, the next day came and there was the man

standing outside the White House gates right next to

John Smith when the President and his motorcade left

the North Gate. Suddenly, the motorcade stopped, a

window of one of the limousines rolled down and George

Bush reached out and shook John Smith's hand! The man

just COULDN'T believe it. He then gave John the ultimate

challenge.. He bet John $5000 that he didn't know the

Pope.

Well, for $5000 John said he would fly to Rome and

prove that he did know the Pope. This was going to be

good the man thought. He'd finally show John up for

the backwoods braggart that he was. The next week,

there was the man and John standing in St. Peter's

Square with a crowd of thousands waiting for the Pope

to appear. John slipped off and the man was left

straining to see what was happening up on the balcony.

Suddenly the crowd roared but the man couldn't see too

clearly because the balcony was so far away. But he

could make out that there were two men up on the

balcony so he turned to an Italian lad standing next to

him and asked him what he saw."There are two men on the

balcony, sir", the lad replied. "I'm not sure who the

one in the spiked hat carrying a staff is but the man

next to him is John Smith!"

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  • 2 weeks later...

okay!

I give up!

I wonder how you guys really got this thing to talk!

I don't even see and "click here" thinggies.....

and hows come I'm so skinny1

I could get get used to skinny!

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