Tickle Me Elmo

[Wacky Funster]

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory

and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.

The next day at 8:45 Am there is a knock at the

Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the

assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant

about the new employee. He complains that she is

incredibly slow and the whole line is backing

up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this

for himself so the two men march down to the factory

floor. When they get there the line is so backed up

that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're

really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line

stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush

fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in

amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps

it around two marbles and begins to sew the little

package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After

several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together

and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her,

barely able to keep a straight face," but I think you

misunderstood me yesterday.

Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles.