New Testament Canon [Parody]

[Nathan_Jr]

Humor is the rightful place for this doctrinal thread.

If you appreciate the non sequitur humor of Monty Python, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, and The State, you'll love this doctrinal thread of pure, grade ababababa bull$hit.

[waysider]

The New Testament canon was assembled by John, Paul, George and Ringo.

Coo Coo ca choo

[Twinky]

        

 

Newt Esther Mount Cannon

[OldSkool]

This here is a canon from dat dere furst cennuree

[Nathan_Jr]

Qustions from T-BONE, answers from Mike

 

what writers were unbelievers?

. I was referring to compilers and people controlling the manuscripts. 

how did you know they were unbelievers?
. It is safe  to assume the adversary had his agents in there, due to the high stakes.

how is the integrity of the Bible undermined?
.The body of knowledge built up in a human mind can get undermined in the TRUST area when information from the wrong sources is considered too deeply.  We see the integrity of the Word undermined step by step as she processes info from the devil. You know, it's the PFAL model, the PFAL Postulate.

 

[Twinky]

Mike, this is the FUNNY forum.  Not Matters of Faith, Doctrinal, or the like. 

Did you mean to post on this Humor page?  (Perhaps you did?!)

[fredgrant]

It was Nathan taking the place of the absent Mike.

[Nathan_Jr]

Mike's secret weapon for success. You might need to watch this over and over to fully absorb it. This is the how (H-O-W) to walk by the spurt. High level Mikaean logic here. If you can't see how this secret weapon for success makes perfect sense and fits a hand like a glove, I just don't know what else to do for you. Bless your little hearts.

 

 

[Twinky]

Apologies to Mike & Nathan.  My bad.

3 hours ago, fredgrant said:

It was Nathan taking the place of the absent Mike.

 

[Nathan_Jr]

8 minutes ago, Twinky said:

Apologies to Mike & Nathan.  My bad.

 

No apologies necessary, dear Twinky. The bull$hit is so profuse, it's impossible to keep it straight.

[T-Bone]

2 hours ago, Nathan_Jr said:

Mike's secret weapon for success. You might need to watch this over and over to fully absorb it. This is the how (H-O-W) to walk by the spurt. High level Mikaean logic here. If you can't see how this secret weapon for success makes perfect sense and fits a hand like a glove, I just don't know what else to do for you. Bless your little hearts.

 

 

Awesome !

Thank you!

 

Good reason to ignore the 2 cents some folks offer…you never know where that  2 cents has been…it just takes cents knowledge .

 

Thanks again Nathan - what a funny and enlightening video!

[Twinky]

Video is totally bizarre and not slightly funny.  But then, American humor is rather different from British humor.

In any event, this ought not to be a "mock Mike" thread, so lay off it, chaps.  Please.  Go down to the pub and have a wineskin instead.  

[Nathan_Jr]

48 minutes ago, Twinky said:

is totally bizarre

Like Mike's logic.

 

48 minutes ago, Twinky said:

this ought not to be a "mock Mike" thread

Except that it is. Mike started it. He was warned against defecating in the mouth of God.