Being on-call and other misadventures

[T-Bone]

The Canopics were one of the first Egyptian Wrap groups

[T-Bone]

Let's  cosplay  like  it's  1966

 

[T-Bone]

I'm pretty sure it goes  "a sailor went to sea, sea, sea...to dig a ditch to bury the bi tch  " - no wait you'd dig a ditch on land...ah shoot... I'm gonna have to Google the lyrics

 

[T-Bone]

the unnamed creature slowly climbed out of the primordial whatever

fixed its gaze straight ahead and asked

"What's for breakfast? "

 

 

Edited September 14, 2022 by T-Bone
whatever

[T-Bone]

The online sale would end in 15 minutes

The others were not around to consult

He made an executive decision and placed an order

At 35 percent off cat grass seed, he was sure the others would not complain

 

[T-Bone]

Grandma was the only one a little concerned about the new nanny fitting in 

 

[T-Bone]

 

Did Mom say get a hundred and ten or ten hundred?

 

[T-Bone]

coincidence or double entendre?

 

Asleep at the wheel 

 

 

~ ~ ~ ~ 

 

Asleep at the wheel 

[T-Bone]

an understudy for Athletes of the Spirit

[T-Bone]

near-death experience: about to find out your blind date is into cosplay

[T-Bone]

The Living Book of Sleep Disorders 

 

[T-Bone]

no one is above the law

but some might be under it

[T-Bone]

when his daughter said mowing the yard wasn't something girls should do

 dad was determined to prove her wrong

[T-Bone]

Colene was hoping to finish the traffic line on highway 26 before it started raining

[T-Bone]

Then the cinematographer said “Just hear me out, guys. Picture this. Kirk, you’re front and center on the bridge telling Spock you want to start The Other Star Fleet Academy, and the - - “Leonard interrupted him by saying “Why the hell would he want to do that? It doesn’t make sense. It’s too early to do spinoffs.”

Deforest murmured softly to William “He’s out of his Vulcan mind. I’m not even a real doctor – so why does it matter?”

William sat there quietly thinking of the options a second show would afford him. “On the show I’ve been romancing women all across the galaxy, human or otherwise…exploring star systems and its people, often quite literally. Having my own Star Fleet Academy, I could show new recruits how it’s done.”

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In 1869, Russian chemist Dmitri Mendeleev created the framework that became the modern periodic table, leaving gaps for elements that were yet to be discovered.

 

It’s a little-known fact that in 1857 Dmitri was already working on a rough draft in his kitchen – he affectionately called it the polka dot table

[T-Bone]

Excerpt from The Crass Illustrated Etymological Handbook…under the entry for bull$hit

Bull - an uncastrated male bovine animal   +   $hit – excrement

…besides Bull$hit being a euphemism for nonsense, it can also refer to Matador feces that was extracted by the probe of a bull’s horn.

[T-Bone]

Juliette was so upset when the Mickey Mouse head broke off the 1959 Pez dispenser that her mother had bequeathed to her.

[T-Bone]

You're telling me that if I just drop this mic - it means I've won this argument

[T-Bone]

After killing time at the lake, little Teddy was wondering where to bury the body

Edited October 28, 2022 by T-Bone
resize that thing

[T-Bone]

Pep talk given to a new-hire in the billing department:

Remember to be patient and courteous on the phone with every customer…

And beware of that joker who always calls in on the first week of every month complaining about his huge bill

[T-Bone]

Hey kids, all you need is some fissile isotopes like uranium-233, uranium-235 or plutonium-239!

Order now to avoid the Christmas rush

[T-Bone]

An imbalance in the smoke and mirrors trick can result in just a smoke trick

[T-Bone]

I've never seen a flux capacitor before

[T-Bone]

wondering when they'll have another Rock of Ages