Being on-call and other misadventures

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Officer Holmes was surprised to see that Doctor Jack Griffin – though invisible – did have the proper government issue photo ID

 

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Little known fact – there were only three vehicles at the first Rock

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Imagine if you were the last Twig on the Way Tree

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one man’s trash is another offshoot’s Twig

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Our Twig coordinator announced she’s been checking out the forbidden website Grease Spot Café for months – but said we’ll have to wait until next week for her to share about it. Talk about a real cliffhanger.

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It was Bartholomew’s first Talons Show but he was fairly confident he nailed it.

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Maybe I’m old-fashioned – but I just think pubic schools   SHOULD   be private. 

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how private is a public restroom?

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I remember the time in high school when some bullies wanted to make me the laughingstock of my class.

Fortunately, it was out of stock.

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if you want your lamp shade back then you must give me one million dollars...mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

 

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enjoy smoking vicariously!

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our research team spent all night trying to figure out what the internet was.

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Before Potato Head there was Bread Head

 

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monkey  hate  email

[annio]

OMG, this is doing me sooooo much good T-bone!! Well done!!!!!!!!!!!   Reading to be continued...

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2 hours ago, annio said:

OMG, this is doing me sooooo much good T-bone!! Well done!!!!!!!!!!!   Reading to be continued...

Thanks, Annio – I always appreciate the feedback!

Continue reading this thread to uplift your mood…and contributions are always welcome…for me, it’s a way to vent holy sarcasm on my way corps training experience:

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What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite place to eat breakfast?

IHOP

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a different kind of holy roller

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theory # 768:

if you can train a cat to use the toilet, I bet you can train a cat to use a spa

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for good companionship, nothing beats a well-rounded pet

 

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a Purrito 

FYI - I stole this idea from someone on reddit who said they had to swaddle their cat to calm it down at the vet...they had a picture of their cat wrapped in a towel and called it a purrito...I thought it was so funny I had to plagiarize it!

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that cat's pajamas are the cat's pajamas!

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Did I forget to feed the cat this morning?

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Did I forget to charge my robot last night?

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not to brag, but I can hack any system...or any hairball - even in my sleep.

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you're not paranoid if someone really is spying on you