Being on-call and other misadventures

[T-Bone]

                                   How  would  you  like  to  have  more  meaning  in  life ?

[Bolshevik]

 

 

[T-Bone]

Ha !!!!

and that reminds me of the crummy commercial scene in Christmas Story

 

[Bolshevik]

[Bolshevik]

 

In 15th - 16th century folks were upset about a Diet of Worms.  Kept telling this one trouble maker on the matter to Can it.

[T-Bone]

                 With great power comes great electric bills

[Bolshevik]

Each of us must learn to paddle our own canoe 

 

 

[T-Bone]

11 minutes ago, Bolshevik said:

Each of us must learn to paddle our own canoe 

 

 

what's with the typos on the packaging ?!?!

I'm am alone

where is frend 

that makes it even funnier

~ ~ ~ ~ 

true story: stenciled on 4 parking curbs outside attorney's office:     AFW pkring

 

[Bolshevik]

Good point . . . if the spelling is bad . . . and nobody is around to read it . . . is it still wrong?

 

Edited July 1, 2022 by Bolshevik
"Semesame" Street . . .

[waysider]

If a tree falls in the swamp and lands on a Mute Swan, does it make a sound?

[T-Bone]

1 hour ago, Bolshevik said:

Good point . . . if the spelling is bad . . . and nobody is around to read it . . . is it still wrong?

 

if he was just injured, he could get worker's comp...also if he be daid - check if his company insures him for death or dismemberment ...but go over the policy with a fine-tooth comb  - if he's not covered for risk to life and limb - maybe he could claim life and trunk...or uhm I mean, the trunk claimed his life.

 

 

5 minutes ago, waysider said:

If a tree falls in the swamp and lands on a Mute Swan, does it make a sound?

the swan's guts going splat would 

[T-Bone]

I  was  in  meetings  all  morning  and  couldn't  wait  for  a  lunch  break

[T-Bone]

                                               unexpectedly  the  tree  became  self-aware  during  my  shift  

 

Edited July 5, 2022 by T-Bone
unexpectedly the typos became self-evident

[T-Bone]

                                    twenty  minutes  before  the fellowship  and  I  still  couldn't  find  the  horn  of  plenty

[T-Bone]

I   wonder   what   it's   like   to   go   WOW   on   another   planet

[T-Bone]

                      in  the  year  2095  Warner  Brothers  will  remake  Sharky's  Machine

[T-Bone]

                      Clint   was  hoping   someone  in  this   two-bit   town  knew  how  to  reshoe  a  horse

 

[T-Bone]

Darth Vader: I have the Force

Batman: I have the Metropass

 

[T-Bone]

In the advent of Superman’s arrival, there was a notable increase in lead-lined Ladies Rooms

[T-Bone]

One of Herschel’s positive affirmations is “I  am  Iron  Man”

[T-Bone]

My boyfriend got so insistent I take that stupid class – that I finally just had to belt him in the jaw. Thus began a whole new phase of our relationship.

[T-Bone]

Howard, you know perfectly well I prefer you honk the horn to cover those loud farts.

[T-Bone]

If you're so sick and tired of driving all the way across town to their fellowship, then why don't you say something

[T-Bone]

                     sure enough their tickets said  "The Mystery Train"  but no one could figure out where it was going

 

[T-Bone]

                        realizing he should have been there ten minutes earlier, he ran pell-mell to corps night