Then there was the time the prophet Abraham wanted to upgrade his PC to Windows 2000. (2000BC that is.) His son Isaac said, "Wait a minute, dad, you can't do that!" Abraham said, "And why not, my son?" Because your computer doesn't have enough memory" responded Isaac. Abraham thought for a minute and replied, "Not to worry, son. God will provide the RAM."
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ExWayDaryl
Then there was the time the prophet Abraham wanted to upgrade his PC to Windows 2000. (2000BC that is.) His son Isaac said, "Wait a minute, dad, you can't do that!" Abraham said, "And why not, my son?" Because your computer doesn't have enough memory" responded Isaac. Abraham thought for a minute and replied, "Not to worry, son. God will provide the RAM."
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Mister P-Mosh
Q: When is bedtime in Jackson's Neverland ranch?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
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ExWayDaryl
I was so depressed last night! I was going to take a thousand aspirin and kill myself!
But after I took the first two, I felt a whole lot better!
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canudigit
Did you hear about michael Jackson getting food poision?
He ate a 13 year old wiener!
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Trefor Heywood
... or as the lady monocle said to the gentleman monocle when he proposed marriage:
"What? And have us make a spectacle of ourselves?"
Trefor Heywood
"Cymru Am Byth!"
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