TWI memories: good, bad and indifferent

[waysider]

31 minutes ago, Nathan_Jr said:

Were WOW burgers stretched like the coffee?

 

 

(Real question.)

As far as I know, they were not. They were ordinary hamburgers, cooked on commercial BBQ grills, like you would see a typical outdoor festival, and transferred to platters on a picnic table as they finished cooking . But, picture this: It's a hot August day in Ohio and you're leaving food uncovered on a picnic table, mere steps away from the porta-pots. You weren't supposed to point out the obvious problem to anyone because it would be seen as a negative confession. And, anyway, you could just beleeeeve they wouldn't make you sick.

 

What a fellow's hip, what a joint divine.

Edited March 8, 2023 by waysider

[OldSkool]

27 minutes ago, T-Bone said:

Of course, if you have the believing to afford it, you could always fly to the Rock.

Man, that's some extry spayshull believing right there 

[Rocky]

1 hour ago, waysider said:

As far as I know, they were not. They were ordinary hamburgers, cooked on commercial BBQ grills, like you would see a typical outdoor festival, and transferred to platters on a picnic table as they finished cooking . But, picture this: It's a hot August day in Ohio and you're leaving food uncovered on a picnic table, mere steps away from the porta-pots. You weren't supposed to point out the obvious problem to anyone because it would be seen as a negative confession. And, anyway, you could just beleeeeve they wouldn't make you sick.

 

What a fellow's hip, what a joint divine.

I seem to remember (vaguely) there having been problems with ham making people sick because it had been left at unhealthful temps. 

[Nathan_Jr]

2 hours ago, waysider said:

As far as I know, they were not. They were ordinary hamburgers, cooked on commercial BBQ grills, like you would see a typical outdoor festival, and transferred to platters on a picnic table as they finished cooking . But, picture this: It's a hot August day in Ohio and you're leaving food uncovered on a picnic table, mere steps away from the porta-pots. You weren't supposed to point out the obvious problem to anyone because it would be seen as a negative confession. And, anyway, you could just beleeeeve they wouldn't make you sick.

 

What a fellow's hip, what a joint divine.

What more could be said?

 

What a fountain of ignorance! What abject contempt for sound mind!

 

Wow. Just... wow...

 

"There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to... stupid is forever."   -- R. White

[Twinky]

16 hours ago, Rocky said:

Once upon a time there was a tavern...

An the WoWs weren't in it because they had no dosh to spend, and anyway they were on a 2 drink limit.