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Lonely guy seeking a platonic relationship;

willing to accept a Socratic relationship if you’re willing to go 50 / 50 on the questions.

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:beer:  Jolly good.  Always nice to enjoy a cider.  Some good choices round where I live: Somerset is famous for its cider apples (no joking). Let's have another, heh heh. :beer: And one for Ex10, she likes cider when she visits. :beer:

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Male Lab-Springer-Spaniel-Collie mix looking for a bi+ch to start a family; must like water sports and catching Frisbees, hunting / retrieving,  herding sheep; pure breeds okay to apply but should still enjoy rolling on dead things and $hit. Please send a sample of your scent.

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  • 2 years later...

Pinned on a grocery store bulletin board:

We are telekinetic massage therapists and a moving company. Whether you have a bad back or you’re relocating to a new home – our professional telekinetic massage therapists and movers are a must during the pandemic! We adhere to strict social distancing guidelines, providing a truly touch-free service. Our receptionist is a telepath so just think of us for an appointment.

 

(Not responsible for telekinetic mishaps to muscles, connecting tissue, ligaments, tendons, organs, bones, nerves, etc. or the dropping / damage of your precious furniture due to one of our staff having distractions, migraines, hangovers, daydreams or a bad mojo that day.)

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