Every student in our class receives a free pair of reading glasses. They’re yours to have for a lifetime! Enables you to read between the lines, through the lines yeah verily thoroughly through and through the lines of the authorized King James Bible while at the same time verifying the integrity and accuracy of what wierwille said pertaining to a particular verse. For any passages not specifically addressed by wierwille, these amazing reading glasses will play a soothing audible message while at the same time administering low dosages of Kool-Aid-tivan to be absorbed topically via contact with the frames of the glasses; our research has found this is the best method to calm really inquisitive students so they can wait patiently to take the class again.
Why not enroll in our class today – your very own reading glasses are waiting!
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T-Bone
If it doesn't make sense...stick around for a couple of years....it will ! == == == == Who needs the keys to biblical research....we just break in !
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There are no strangers in The Way. Unless you don't do what we say.
Twinky
Yes, I remember something vaguely like that. And "Ephesians - the breakfast of champions." Or some such. But --- want some kool-aid with that? How about: "PFAL - the sedative for all yo
T-Bone
Maybe the Blue Book was supposed to turn your brain into toast...”this is your brain on Blue Book.”
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chockfull
Yes!
Edited by chockfull3d eyeball image plus Jessica Simpson video - I've Got My Eyes On You
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T-Bone
We’re like Scientology...
but without the celebrities
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Ever worry about making ends meet? Are you fearful of life getting more hectic, even perilous and out of control? TWI can provide all that for you
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Allan
You can trust us with your life, just not with your wife.
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Grace Valerie Claire
Allan,
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T-Bone
Why pay for insurance when you can pay for a class that will make you think you don’t need it.
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We’re making delusions fun again !
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BlueCord
Just take a look, it's in a book... just not the Bible (sung to the Reading Rainbow theme)
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Seasoned TWI follower: our teachings are the best thing for depression!
New attendee to fellowship: really?!?!
Seasoned TWI follower: yup – that’s where I got mine.
Edited by T-BoneI’ve been down for so long they said I belong in a vest…ba-dum-bum I’m here all week folks…that’s just - - sad I know LOL
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Make indoctrination great again !
Indoctrination tip of the week: If the cult-leader says it, that settles it.
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T-Bone
Our research will show you how the Bible interprets itself, believes itself, and on occasion will even mark and avoid itself.
Edited by T-BoneJust for the record, I use to collect LPs
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Every student in our class receives a free pair of reading glasses. They’re yours to have for a lifetime! Enables you to read between the lines, through the lines yeah verily thoroughly through and through the lines of the authorized King James Bible while at the same time verifying the integrity and accuracy of what wierwille said pertaining to a particular verse. For any passages not specifically addressed by wierwille, these amazing reading glasses will play a soothing audible message while at the same time administering low dosages of Kool-Aid-tivan to be absorbed topically via contact with the frames of the glasses; our research has found this is the best method to calm really inquisitive students so they can wait patiently to take the class again.
Why not enroll in our class today – your very own reading glasses are waiting!
your very own special reading glasses
Edited by T-BoneRelax...just do it...sign up for the class...sign up for the class
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Tired of not having all the answers?
We can have you thinking you know it all in just 36 hours!
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Marketing is the new witnessing
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Twinky
All you never wanted to know about life in all its fullness.
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