Zshot Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them,". So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" . Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits? . Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ***?! I told you no one would worry about 140 million Iraqis!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zixar Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Zshot: As of July, the population of Iraq was only 24 million +/- ... Sure it wasn't "Arabs"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zshot Posted October 17, 2002 Author Share Posted October 17, 2002 Zix, you very well could be correct. I'm not smart enough to write joke I just pass them along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zshot: As of July, the population of Iraq was only 24 million +/- ... Sure it wasn't "Arabs"?
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Zix,
you very well could be correct.
I'm not smart enough to write joke I just pass them along
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