Protoplasm and Propotoilet

[johniam]

There are no spiritual parallels here, just episodes about a superhero (Protoplasm) and his sidekick (Propotoilet). Each episode will end with Propotoilet falling from a great distance and smashing to pieces, leaving fecal and urine residue all over everywhere. Kinda like on Southpark that character Kenny got killed during every episode. Then Protoplasm will find his hand and hold it and heal him.

Episode #1

Propo: Proto?

Proto: Yes, Propo.

Propo: Well, you're a superhero and I'm just a toilet. Why do you want me to be with you everywhere you go?

Proto: Why?

Propo: Yes, Proto.

Proto: Think really hard, Propo.

Propo: OK. Ouch! It HURTS when I do that. Oops, whoops, AAAAUGH!

Smash! (glisten)

Proto: (sigh) All right, Propo, I've got your hand.

dwwwwwAAANG!

electronic female voice: Healing action has taken place.

husky male voice: Stay tuned for the next episode of...Protoplasm and Propotoilet!

Edited July 9, 2015 by johniam

[johniam]

Episode #2

Propo: What is COBOL?

Proto: It's obsolete. It stood for computer business oriented language.

Propo: Are you sure it's obsolete?

Proto: Yeah. Digital pretty much changed everything forever.

Propo: Is there anything digital about me?

Proto: What? No! Why do you ask all these weird questions?

Propo: I don't know? Oops, whoops, AAAAUGH!

Smash (glisten)

Proto: Propo, I got your hand.

dwwwAAAANG!

see you next episode

[krys]

Episode #2

Propo: What is COBOL?

[snip]

see you next episode

nope.....not me!

Edited July 9, 2015 by krys

[johniam]

Episode #3

Proto: Propo, why are you sad?

Propo: What is sad?

Proto: That's when you're not happy.

Propo: But, I'm always happy. Because I have YOU!

Proto: Good answer.

Propo: Aaugh.

Smash (glisten).

Proto: I can't find your hand; you've got to stop falling on mountains; just stick to sidewalks, OK? Oh, here it is.

dwwwwAAANG!

Healing action has taken place.

Next episode