Actually Chinson. I did not say I needed the inspiration. I said that your words were inspiring. Furthermore, you don't need to send me any magazines. Perhaps your words are worth a thousand pictures. I am O.K. now. My blood pressure is back to normal.
What was your source for the 10 listed? Cosmopolitan? Playgirl magazine? Playboy? Vogue? The New York Times? The Wall Street Journal? Another? You wrote it yourself? Should we all get subscriptions?
O.K. Chinson. I can play. But before I show how ignorant I can sometimes be. Can you give me a hint? What type of periodical? Magazine, Newspaper or other? We could try to play cherades, but this might be a little difficult.
I did not notice the wording of that Zixar. Is someone pulling our legs or is there any science to the 10 listed? And Zixar, how did you get so smart?
Mark: If you grow up in Middle Georgia with a 150 IQ, you either read a lot, or start shooting people... I stand by my choice. (Ammo is too expensive!)
Chinny: Well, you can if you want to, but antibiotics and antihistamines are not the same thing. I doubt you'd get the same effect, but if you want to do some clinical trials, go for it!
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
1. It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile. (But who cares?)
2. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world ... it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.
3. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.
4. Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and sex, especially after long abstinence, can cause spontaneous fizzle.
5. Improved breath control increases oxygen supply throughout entire body, prevents asphyxiation during mighty kisses, trims and tones the pelvis, promotes a stronger upper body enabling you to hold on tight and keep partner from damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.
6. Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate manipulations, permitting you to talk and perform at the same time.
7. A single ejaculation, especially from a man, contains enough sperm cells to fertilize every woman in the Marines.
8. Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face. (For whom?)
9. After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your insurance policy.
10. "Where am I?" should not be considered an abnormal response to immense orgasm.
11. Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see a guidance counselor.
12. Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.
13. It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner.
14. You know that you've had too much sex when your life begins to flash before your eyes.
15. You know I've had too little sex when my partner begins to flash before my eyes.
16. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and in demand.
17. Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.
18. Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head (wear a hat during sex).
19. Sex on an inclined surface (an anthill, for example) builds endurance.
20. The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three to eleven
21. 1970 FDA approves spray-on Vaseline.
22. To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.
23. Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every 10,000 strokes.
24. Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference between a birthmark and a rash.
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itchley
what an interesting article. after reading it i am going to
make it a practice to have even more sex. its fun
anyway. i remember when i first lost my virginity
years ago. i had an old station wagon i bought for 20 bucks
and the first thing i did was to put a mattress
in the back of it
SO I COULD HAVE SEX IN COMFORT. THEN my mother discovered
i had CONDOMS in the wagon. she was furious.
(she was also catholic and u no how those animals
bred! it was one after another baby. she may have been dissappointed
that i didnt want 10babies to take care of. )
so late one night i came into their house(16 at the time) and my mother lit into me about having sex.
my VERY GOOD FATHER rushed to my defense! i was
surprised! he told my mother and i quote
"GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE. HE MADE EVE WITH A PU!!Y
AND HE MADE ADAM WITH A PETER SO THEY COULD
F!!K!! SHE SHUT UP. I WENT TO MY ROOM AND THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.
IM GOING TO PRACTICE MORE SEX.
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Kay1952
It has been found by intense study that sex cures just about all the aches and pains we have, plus it gives us something to do in the evenings!
We are stillworking on the concept and will post findings as they are discovered.
Tim and Kay Burt
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ChattyKathy
You mean we have to have a reason.
Kath
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Mark Sanguinetti
WOW Chinson!
How utterly inspiring of you.
[This message was edited by Mark Sanguinetti on October 11, 2002 at 15:48.]
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Cindy!
ya needta be inspired ta have sex, Mark???? hmmmm????
muhahaha
should I send ya a subscription to a magazine or something?????
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Please don't send him 'Playbible' or 'Pentscripture' or 'Hustleword'.........
He may have a coronary over the pics........oops I meant articles
from the poster formerly known as 'firebarrier'
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Mark,
Are ya excited there man??????
Kath
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ChattyKathy
---we sure didn't let ya did we Mark?
Kath
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Mark,
Giving yall attention is one of the highlights in my life.
Kath
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Mark Sanguinetti
Hello Chinson:
May I ask you a question? Is there any scientific fact to your 10 listed above? Or are you just a really good leg puller?
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Mark
Scientific fact? Hell, I don't know....should we conduct a study???
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Chinson:
What was your source for the 10 listed? Cosmopolitan? Playgirl magazine? Playboy? Vogue? The New York Times? The Wall Street Journal? Another? You wrote it yourself? Should we all get subscriptions?
Thanks!
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Cindy!
Mark...
None of the above...but keep guessing....I LIKE this game!!!!
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Zixar
Nah, Chinny couldn't have written it. She wouldn't have said "national antihistamine" instead of "natural antihistamine"...
Besides, semen contains a natural antibiotic, too. It's called "seminalplasmin".
Very scientific.
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O.K. Chinson. I can play. But before I show how ignorant I can sometimes be. Can you give me a hint? What type of periodical? Magazine, Newspaper or other? We could try to play cherades, but this might be a little difficult.
I did not notice the wording of that Zixar. Is someone pulling our legs or is there any science to the 10 listed? And Zixar, how did you get so smart?
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Waitaminnit. I take issue with number 4. Who says ya don't need special sneakers? You do the way *I* do it . . .
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Zixar
Mark: If you grow up in Middle Georgia with a 150 IQ, you either read a lot, or start shooting people... I stand by my choice. (Ammo is too expensive!)
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Mark..
Wadn't inna periodical at all...waz online...dozzat help?
Zixy-baby....doesn't it ONLY work as an antihistamine if you INJEST the semen??? Hmmmm????
Stevey - da kinda sneakers what are thigh high????? muhahaha
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Chinny: Well, you can if you want to, but antibiotics and antihistamines are not the same thing. I doubt you'd get the same effect, but if you want to do some clinical trials, go for it!
Let us know how that goes,
Zix
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Cindy!
It might take a while to round up a viable group of participants....hmmmm....where to advertise??????
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
Right after dinner Before sex
A friendly frolic After love making
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
Before you Kiss
The act of Kissing
Results of your Kissing
from the poster formerly known as 'firebarrier'
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I just got this in my email . . .
Medical Sex Facts
1. It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile. (But who cares?)
2. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world ... it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.
3. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.
4. Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and sex, especially after long abstinence, can cause spontaneous fizzle.
5. Improved breath control increases oxygen supply throughout entire body, prevents asphyxiation during mighty kisses, trims and tones the pelvis, promotes a stronger upper body enabling you to hold on tight and keep partner from damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.
6. Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate manipulations, permitting you to talk and perform at the same time.
7. A single ejaculation, especially from a man, contains enough sperm cells to fertilize every woman in the Marines.
8. Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face. (For whom?)
9. After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your insurance policy.
10. "Where am I?" should not be considered an abnormal response to immense orgasm.
11. Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see a guidance counselor.
12. Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.
13. It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner.
14. You know that you've had too much sex when your life begins to flash before your eyes.
15. You know I've had too little sex when my partner begins to flash before my eyes.
16. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and in demand.
17. Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.
18. Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head (wear a hat during sex).
19. Sex on an inclined surface (an anthill, for example) builds endurance.
20. The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three to eleven
21. 1970 FDA approves spray-on Vaseline.
22. To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.
23. Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every 10,000 strokes.
24. Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference between a birthmark and a rash.
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