firebee Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces. The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground passage in a remote mountainside of southern Afghanistan. Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained: "moments before his capture, the United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the southern Afghanistan countryside, and the little prick just popped up!" from the poster formerly known as 'firebarrier' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowtwi Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 You are so going to pay for that one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firebee Posted October 24, 2002 Author Share Posted October 24, 2002 Taliban One-Liners: Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of **** in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID Q: What do bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force. Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of ****? A: the bucket Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat **** sandwiches? A: they can't stand bread Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: because the camels can't handle it Q: How do you break up an Afghani Bingo? A: B52 from the poster formerly known as 'firebarrier' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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You are so going to pay for that one!!!
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Taliban One-Liners:
Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of **** in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: What do bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of ****?
A: the bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat **** sandwiches?
A: they can't stand bread
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it
Q: How do you break up an Afghani Bingo?
A: B52
from the poster formerly known as 'firebarrier'
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