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Procrastinator's Creed


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This was in our company newsletter today, thought it may bring a smile.

1) I believe that if anything were worth doing right now, it would have been done already.

2) I will never rush into a job without a long period of adequate consideration.

3) I will meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of serious injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

4) It at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

5) I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

6) I obey the law of inverse excuses, which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

7) I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility of new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

8) I will never put off until tomorrow what I can forget about forever.

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