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The best lines to use to discourage a man asking for an intimate encounter

1. Would you mind if my father watches?

2. Would you mind if my father joins in?

3. Would you mind if my dog joins in?

4. Would you mind if my father, son, brother and dog join in?

5. My gynecologist called. He said that he doesn't think that I'm contagious any more. Is that okay?

6. My real name is Bruce.

7. Have you ever heard of Typhoid Mary?

8. Would you mind if your mother joined in?

9. Before we do it, you have to lie very still in a bathtub full of ice water for a while, to get that "death" look.......

10. How does broken glass, Cool Whip, candle wax, and handcuffs sound?

11. Sure - you got $300?

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