Once upon a time , there was an ogre named Rumpelstilkin/Victor Paul Wierwille(Mister Gold) who had a family farm and pulled the wool over our eyes, and an evil queen/witch named Regina/Rosalie who sold poisoned apples in a class called PFAL/WAP. The innocent victims were Snow White and Prince Charming, along with Cinderella and others and their story can be seen Sunday Night on ABC. Actually, we all did live in a fairy tale story until the Grinch Martindale threatened them all with violence. Is there a happy ending? You decide, I know I have one.
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waysider
(Don't) Gimme that ol' time religion.
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excathedra
he always grossed me out
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waysider
You know he wasn't really my Grandpa, don't you?
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skyrider
Today......singers on stage dress frumpy,
And........old staffers that usher are grumpy.
The wheelchairs roll in,
Reading the sermon begins.
The mass exodus of THOUSANDS was indeed bumpy.
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skyrider
Just trying to be funny.....not offensive :unsure:
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waysider
When the service is over, do they sing "roll........? well, you know...
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Thomas Loy Bumgarner
haiku to you
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WordWolf
Once upon a time, twi was depicted as groovy, cool, hip and edgy,
the opposite of fossilized, dry religion.
Today, all twi HAS is fossilized, dry religion.
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skyrider
Yeah.......LEGALISM does that as congregants shrink in fear and fossilized in trepidation.
Without the energy of youth.....Grandpa Wierwille's Religion would have looked like this in the 1970s!!
Dress it up all they want and it still can't DANCE...
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Thomas Loy Bumgarner
Once upon a time , there was an ogre named Rumpelstilkin/Victor Paul Wierwille(Mister Gold) who had a family farm and pulled the wool over our eyes, and an evil queen/witch named Regina/Rosalie who sold poisoned apples in a class called PFAL/WAP. The innocent victims were Snow White and Prince Charming, along with Cinderella and others and their story can be seen Sunday Night on ABC. Actually, we all did live in a fairy tale story until the Grinch Martindale threatened them all with violence. Is there a happy ending? You decide, I know I have one.
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