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Any additions you have seen and would like to add?

This weekend I saw:

God is like Clorox, He cleans, disinfects, protects.

God is like Tide, with Him style is an option, clean is not.

We had a lot of these in Children's fellowship 35 years ago. It was set up as a fill in the blanks activity sheet. With my alzheimers brain I could never remember these things, but I have my Children's fellowship binder. It's the only thing I've kept.

God is like Ford - But the answer then that the kid answered in the copy I have "Number 1 in the West."

God is like Coke, VO-5, and Hallmark cards (which I always loved)

Hallmark cards, When you care enough to send the very best.

God is like Sears, He has the answer

God is like Cheerios, He gives you get up and go.

God is like Ivory Soap, He cleanses you, and God is pure. (the ad used to say 99 44/100ths percent pure)

God is like Pepsi, He's got a lot to give

God is like Bayer Aspirin, He brings fastest relief. (Remember we used to speak in tongues for instant peace and comfort.)

This is the new version received in email yesterday.

God is like.

BAYER ASPIRIN

He works miracles.

God is like.

A FORD

He's got a better idea..

God is like.

COKE

He's the real thing.

God is like.

TIDE

He gets the stains out others leave behind. ..

God is like.

GENERAL ELECTRIC

He brings good things to life.

God is like.

WAL-MART

He has everything.

God is like.

ALKA-SELTZER

Try Him, you'll like Him

God is like.

SCOTCH TAPE

You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like..

DELTA

He's ready w hen you are.

God is like.

ALLSTATE

You're in good hands with Him.

God is like.

VO-5 Hair Spray;He holds through all kinds of weather

God is like.

DIAL SOA P

Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like .

The U.S. POST OFFICE

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from

His appointed destination.

God is like.

Chevrolet. .. . .the heart beat of America

God is like

Maxwell House. .... .

Good to the very last drop

God is like.

B
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He is the quicker picker upper. . Can handle the tough jobs. ..

And He won't fall apart on you

God is like.

The Energizer Bunny

He Keeps Going, Going, and Going

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To the BIOLOGIST He is the Life

To the CARPENTER He is the Door

To the TOILER He is the Great Rest

To the LAWYER He is The Advocate

To the BAKER He is the Living Bread

To the JURY He is the Righteous Judge

To the SERVANT He is the Good Master

To the JUDGE He is the Judge of All Men

To the SCULPTOR He is the Living Stone

To the FLORIST He is the Rose of Sharon

To the DOCTOR He is the Great Physician

To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure

To the STUDENT He is the Incarnate Truth

To the BUILDER He is the Sure Foundation

To the GEOLOGIST He is the Rock of Ages

To the EDUCATOR He is the Great Teacher

To the OCULIST He is the Light Of The Eyes

To the VITICULTURALIST He is the True Vine

To the GARDENER He is the Lily of the Valley

To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether lovely

To the JEWELER He is the Pearl of Great Price

To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Cornerstone

To the PHILOSOPHER He is the Wisdom of God

To the ENGINEER He is the New and Living Way

To the STATESMAN He is the Desire of All Nations

To the PHILANTHROPIST He is the Unspeakable Gift

To the NEWSPAPER He is the Good Tidings of Great Joy

To the THEOLOGIAN He is the author and Finisher of Our Faith

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Additions for work I have done:

To the Internal Auditor, He is the perfect thing to audit - no deficiencies. He needs no mitigation. There are no risks to His lordship (He mitigated all risks).

To the Manager, He, His Father God, and the Comforter are the perfect Management team. His direction is complete, easy to understand and follow. He is the Perfect Communicator.

To the typist, He is the Perfect Manuscript with no Typos.

To the housecleaner, He is the Clean and Most Beautiful Dwelling Place for those on the earth, and He is preparing the Perfect Mansion for us in heaven.

To the mother, He is the Perfect Son.

To the student, He is the Favorite Class I ever took with the Best Teacher I ever heard.

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