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Socrates, i love your latest batch - especially the sand scultures! the french fries + ketchup one i saw from something my wife sent me - from a what do artists do if given wire site - here's the one i liked the most from there:

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yeah that was my first thought.....but then an alternate caption came to mind:

His friends dared him to light a fart - but then they gasped in horror when he accidentally let a turd slip out.

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yeah that was my first thought.....but then an alternate caption came to mind:

His friends dared him to light a fart - but then they gasped in horror when he accidentally let a turd slip out.

Or he's burning a portion of his anatomy.

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oh, you think he was hot-rodding - yikes

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dialog at Admissions Desk of Emergency Room:

Hospital clerk: so, did you have this burning sensation while urinating?

Jack Pyrowax: no, just when i lit it.

Hospital clerk: do you work full time at ..... [looks at the form he filled out]... The Candle Factory?

Jack Pyrowax: no, just on wick ends.

Hospital clerk: oh, you didn't check the box to indicate your sex

Jack Pyrowax: i don't think it's applicable now

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dialog at Admissions Desk of Emergency Room:

Hospital clerk: so, did you have this burning sensation while urinating?

Jack Pyrowax: no, just when i lit it.

Hospital clerk: do you work full time at ..... [looks at the form he filled out]... The Candle Factory?

Jack Pyrowax: no, just on wick ends.

Hospital clerk: oh, you didn't check the box to indicate your sex

Jack Pyrowax: i don't think it's applicable now

With the fear of waxing snobbish, sounds like a half-wick.

SoCrates

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if you're referring to his paraffin-alia, it really depends on one's general outlook .....ya know - the old is-the-glass-half-empty-or-half-full thing. ....so, is it a half-wick or a long nub?

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