Both Parties now

[So_crates]

George Bush called Dick Cheney. "Dick, can you help me I'm having an awful time with this puzzle."

"Puzzle? What are you doing a puzzle for?"

"You told me to keep myself occupied.

Cheney sighs. "Okay what kind of puzzle is it?

"It's a jigsaw puzzle of a big old rooster. I can't get any of the pieces to fit together."

Cheney tells him he'll be there in a minute. Upon arriving at the oval office, Cheney surveys the scene. "George, put the cornflakes back in the box."

And lest anyone think I favor one party:

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face.

Johm Kerry walks into the same bar. The bartender thinks, Can I use the same joke twice?

One man walked into a bar--the other ducked.

I believe in the two party system: a party in the morning and a party at night

SoCrates

[Ham]

Ha! There is a song playing in my head.. it will take a few minutes for me to recognize it, I' sure..

something like "all together now.."..

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[Ham]

You must be psychic..

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Nah. Just saw your post and remembered the tune.

[Ham]

This is the one I love..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf2S7kKLtEQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axb2sHpGwHQ

[Ham]

I don't think that was it.. this was it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A4r2RU1u3g

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Nothing is real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8jGFu7ys64

[Ham]

of course nothing is. Now I will listen to the music..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RvK7OI2Fg

[Ham]

what a beautiful lady.. I don't know life at all..

scary thoughts..

:)

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[Ham]

"I don't really know clouds, at all.."

amazing..

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[Ham]