Gen-2 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? If a Lawyer can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, Can electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys reranged, models deposed, and tree-surgeons disembarked? When Cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why is brassier singular and panties plural Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? If a word was misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? Why is it that writers write but grocers don't groce and hammerss don't ham? Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why doesn't onomatopeia sound like what it is? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? When you lose your temper, shouldn't that mean you get happy? If someone is deceased, did they just come back from the dead? How do you get off a nonstop flight? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If women and cats will do as they please, Isn't it up to men and dogs to relax and get used to the idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So_crates Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 (edited) If a really stupid person went senile would anybody notice? You think this was God's first attempt at creating a universe? (Sure seems that way some days doesn't it?) If there's a pot of gold on one end of a rainbow, what's on the other? (a mad leprechaun with a .357, so be careful when you make your decision.) Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? If pro is the opposite of con is congress the opposite of progress? Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died? What was Captain hooks name before he had his hand amputated? Just wondering Gen---There's no I in team, but there is an ME. SoCrates Edited December 6, 2010 by So_crates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Sober Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Thanks. I needed a good laugh. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So_crates Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) Those signs in restaurant windows: Seeing eye dogs allowed. Who are they for? How does Venus de Milo hitchhike? Edited January 21, 2011 by So_crates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So_crates Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) Why is abbreviation such a long word? What dead language did Latin scholars have to learn? Who do atheist swear to? What do Buddist say when someone sneezes? If a restaurant's coffee taste like dishwater, what does their dishwater taste like? SoCrates Edited January 24, 2011 by So_crates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So_crates Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Is there another word for thesaurus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Sober Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Since Jesus Christ is Heir of all Things (Hebrews 1:2), will He help us get our hair together nicely? From this referenced book, of course we also know that He helps us with our tea and coffee, which He brews with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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So_crates
If a really stupid person went senile would anybody notice?
You think this was God's first attempt at creating a universe? (Sure seems that way some days doesn't it?)
If there's a pot of gold on one end of a rainbow, what's on the other? (a mad leprechaun with a .357, so be careful when you make your decision.)
Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
If pro is the opposite of con is congress the opposite of progress?
Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died?
What was Captain hooks name before he had his hand amputated?
Just wondering
Gen---There's no I in team, but there is an ME.
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Kit Sober
Thanks. I needed a good laugh. :)
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So_crates
Those signs in restaurant windows: Seeing eye dogs allowed. Who are they for?
How does Venus de Milo hitchhike?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What dead language did Latin scholars have to learn?
Who do atheist swear to?
What do Buddist say when someone sneezes?
If a restaurant's coffee taste like dishwater, what does their dishwater taste like?
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Is there another word for thesaurus?
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Kit Sober
Since Jesus Christ is Heir of all Things (Hebrews 1:2), will He help us get our hair together nicely?
From this referenced book, of course we also know that He helps us with our tea and coffee, which He brews with us.
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