Mutineer Mini-Boss: Okay,... so do we all agree on the plan?
Slow Mutineer: We have a Chief of Operations?
Mean mutineer: {mumbling beneath his breath} I told you not to bring her in on this... {points at Slow}
Genius Mutineer: {smugly} When we're in charge, everything will be better.
Mutineer Mini-Boss: We'll let her sit in the chair, but she's to dumb to do much. Don't worry, we'll be the ones who pull the strings as long as she gets her swill.
Actually, I remember how a lot of this evolved. Rosie with the Relevantly Buoffant Rear staked her claim by planting it right next to the head table at lunch. Her table - right there. Donna's family used to all sit there. That's how she wormed her way into being BFF's with Donna (amongst other things like vacations with her, etc.) Then she started pushing to run the Pres. Cabinet Meetings. All the while digging up useful dirt. When the time came, and they dropped the hammer, she traded the dirt info for a VP title. Then after that, the ousting, followed by putting the Okie dooface on probation and making him move. Magically, Donna didn't have to move with her husband - there was no divorce then, and any questions about that were quashed and people asking them were blacklisted and eventually targeted for removal.
COO of an increasingly dwindling empire - 80% gone over the VPW / Okie split, then Okie's winning personality drove off even more, then after that whatever is left just decimate that with the controlling politics.
Maybe she could write a book - "How to Be A Female Dictator".
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(Whispered in the dark in conspiritorial tones)
Mutineer Mini-Boss: Okay,... so do we all agree on the plan?
Slow Mutineer: We have a Chief of Operations?
Mean mutineer: {mumbling beneath his breath} I told you not to bring her in on this... {points at Slow}
Genius Mutineer: {smugly} When we're in charge, everything will be better.
Mutineer Mini-Boss: We'll let her sit in the chair, but she's to dumb to do much. Don't worry, we'll be the ones who pull the strings as long as she gets her swill.
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Actually, I remember how a lot of this evolved. Rosie with the Relevantly Buoffant Rear staked her claim by planting it right next to the head table at lunch. Her table - right there. Donna's family used to all sit there. That's how she wormed her way into being BFF's with Donna (amongst other things like vacations with her, etc.) Then she started pushing to run the Pres. Cabinet Meetings. All the while digging up useful dirt. When the time came, and they dropped the hammer, she traded the dirt info for a VP title. Then after that, the ousting, followed by putting the Okie dooface on probation and making him move. Magically, Donna didn't have to move with her husband - there was no divorce then, and any questions about that were quashed and people asking them were blacklisted and eventually targeted for removal.
COO of an increasingly dwindling empire - 80% gone over the VPW / Okie split, then Okie's winning personality drove off even more, then after that whatever is left just decimate that with the controlling politics.
Maybe she could write a book - "How to Be A Female Dictator".
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