I think you could go to HQ and have them make you the official Way Ministry Guru of Ham... I'm sure they'd let you swear as much as you want! But HA really likes to thin the squirrels - you'd have to lose weight... Or they shoot your kind.
Oh great ! Ham could be the coordinator of the way woods. ... JJ had a good point. You may want to take your vacation when they do squirrel thinning...just sayin.
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dmiller
Beginning with the letter "H"?? Hoboken, NJ??
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dmiller
Oh - - - - Wait a minute. I forgot that Hell, Michigan, is closer to you.
Can't "waste that ABS" on a simple thing like re-locating, eh?
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DogLover
Starting with the letter H, huh? How about Hendersonville, a lovely town in the North Carolina mountains?
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OldSkool
I think you should goto Helen Waite. She can help you out.
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JavaJane
I think you could go to HQ and have them make you the official Way Ministry Guru of Ham... I'm sure they'd let you swear as much as you want! But HA really likes to thin the squirrels - you'd have to lose weight... Or they shoot your kind.
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OldSkool
Oh great ! Ham could be the coordinator of the way woods. ... JJ had a good point. You may want to take your vacation when they do squirrel thinning...just sayin.
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Tzaia
Isn't pretty much anywhere one is sent is like going to hell?
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bowtwi
How about Hawaii?
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Bolshevik
High in the Hilton near Honolulu?
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chockfull
Yeah, could go hang with Dog the Bounty Hunter and do some meth head rehabilitation.
And surfing.
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OldSkool
Beats the h377 out of signing people up for classes.
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bowtwi
Happily! Ha ha!
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Ham
Ha! Hey, I know some people from there..
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Thomas Loy Bumgarner
maybe Haiti
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waysider
Now that I'm an old buzzard, maybe Hinckley would be a good place for me.
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Ham
hmm. They keep circling and circling..
who was that guy the gods tied to the rock and let *them* comsume his liver every day..
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OldSkool
That looks like one of dem dar turkee bzzrds....had dem back at inter-nashuunal
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waysider
Prometheus
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OldSkool
Interesting, the eagle ate the liver and it grew back. The liver will regenerate itself...mmmm....must be debul sprrrts.
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