From the CD, More Twisted Christmas, by Bob Rivers & Comedy Corp.
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It's the most fattening time of the year,
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer,
it's the most fattening time of the year!
It's the lip-smakin'ist season of all!
While you're shopping you're cheating,
impusively eating that junk at the mall!
It's the heav, heaviest season of all!
There'll be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravey will flow.
There'll be cookies that mom baked and leftover
fruitcake from Christmases long long ago!
It's the scale flattening time of the year!
While your diet your blowing, there's calories
going straight down to your rear!
It's the scale flattening time of the year!
There'll be after meal dozing and arteries closing,
cholesterol levels will grow.
It's too cold to be jogging,
too brisk for tobogganing,
so pass me a hot buttered roll!
It's the most fattening time Of the year!
All those gingerbread shingles and chocolate
Kris Kringles will tremble in fear!
It's the most fattening time - It's the belt loosening time...
It's the most fattening time of the year!
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...I wish you could hear it in the original... with Richard Simmons yelling in the background, trying to dissuade people from eating junk food... "Put down that cookie!" ... "Step away from the dessert table!" ... "I'm watching..."
[This message was edited by Research Geek on December 20, 2002 at 17:05.]
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From the CD, More Twisted Christmas, by Bob Rivers & Comedy Corp.
_______________________________________
It's the most fattening time of the year,
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer,
it's the most fattening time of the year!
It's the lip-smakin'ist season of all!
While you're shopping you're cheating,
impusively eating that junk at the mall!
It's the heav, heaviest season of all!
There'll be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravey will flow.
There'll be cookies that mom baked and leftover
fruitcake from Christmases long long ago!
It's the scale flattening time of the year!
While your diet your blowing, there's calories
going straight down to your rear!
It's the scale flattening time of the year!
There'll be after meal dozing and arteries closing,
cholesterol levels will grow.
It's too cold to be jogging,
too brisk for tobogganing,
so pass me a hot buttered roll!
It's the most fattening time Of the year!
All those gingerbread shingles and chocolate
Kris Kringles will tremble in fear!
It's the most fattening time - It's the belt loosening time...
It's the most fattening time of the year!
_________________________________________
...I wish you could hear it in the original... with Richard Simmons yelling in the background, trying to dissuade people from eating junk food... "Put down that cookie!" ... "Step away from the dessert table!" ... "I'm watching..."
[This message was edited by Research Geek on December 20, 2002 at 17:05.]
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