year2027 Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 God first thanks everybody Should Children Witness Childbirth? by uneed on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:30 pm Here's your answer. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Diane pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his bottom again!' I can do everything through Him who gives me strength. FLAT TAX makes sense; so they won't do that. uneed Posts: 3122 Joined: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:41 pm and more Re: Should Children Witness Childbirth? by uneed on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:35 pm And I'll throw this one in as a freebie! Daddy , how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male! I can do everything through Him who gives me strength. FLAT TAX makes sense; so they won't do that. uneed Posts: 3122 Joined: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:41 pm with love and a holy kiss Roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Roy I relate to the orginal story as my oldest was present at her sisters home birth when she was 13 and her sister was then present when she gave birth 10 years later. Thankfully neither of them had to assist in the births Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
year2027 Posted February 20, 2010 Author Share Posted February 20, 2010 God first thanks Shellon I glad you enjoy it with love and a holy kiss Roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I relate to the orginal story as my oldest was present at her sisters home birth when she was 13 and her sister was then present when she gave birth 10 years later.
Thankfully neither of them had to assist in the births
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thanks Shellon
I glad you enjoy it
with love and a holy kiss Roy
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