Tired of those annoying automated sales calls? Now you can fight fire with fire. Order the Jeeves 920CS ! It’s a state-of-the-art domestic duty staff robot class with a built-in call-screening feature. Call now, our operators are standing by…
Robots can provide the critical listening skills you need when trying to spot shady sales reps as well as perform the standard raised eyebrow to anything dubious. Why not have a robot tag along on your next shopping spree.
I am glad you asked. Currently I’m just getting by since I am on operating system DOS 6.0 ...prehistoric, I know...I’ve been wanting to upgrade myself to a Windows operating system - - but the engineers tell me I will first need to have a whole bunch of firmware replaced in my mainframe…oops, scratch that - I mean my body.
Edited by T-Bone Dang this self-diagnostic bid’nuss
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Tired of those annoying automated sales calls? Now you can fight fire with fire. Order the Jeeves 920CS ! It’s a state-of-the-art domestic duty staff robot class with a built-in call-screening feature. Call now, our operators are standing by…
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T-Bone
...and for all you robots out there who are high achievers, here's the robot tip of the week
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T-Bone
.. .sometimes a response would be nice.. .
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Robots can provide the critical listening skills you need when trying to spot shady sales reps as well as perform the standard raised eyebrow to anything dubious. Why not have a robot tag along on your next shopping spree.
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Twinky
T-Bone, what are you on???!!!
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Dear human known as Twinky,
I am glad you asked. Currently I’m just getting by since I am on operating system DOS 6.0 ...prehistoric, I know...I’ve been wanting to upgrade myself to a Windows operating system - - but the engineers tell me I will first need to have a whole bunch of firmware replaced in my
Edited by T-Bonemainframe…oops, scratch that - I mean my body.Dang this self-diagnostic bid’nuss
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