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Do you ever think about a line from a class and find yourself chuckling about it?

Here's a classic from the advanced class:

KEYS TO WALKING IN THE SPIRIT

1. To receive revelation, you must first become meek.

(Guess that kinda sums it up for Old Doc. :biglaugh: )

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Christian Family and Sex class.

vpw is explaining that the man's testes were not completely in precise alignment with each other.

One was slightly lower than the other.

He said that they HAD to be that way. If they were together, they'd bang together,

and "the man would be in such pain...he would just go nuts."

His facial expression suggested he didn't catch the secondary meaning of the phrasing he used.

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pfal.

When discussing "Giver and the Gift."

"If I gave you this book on "Receiving the Holy Spirit Today", would you get the gift,

or would you get me, the giver?

Of course you wouldn't get the giver- how lucky could you get?"

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Christian Family and Sex class.

vpw is explaining that the man's testes were not completely in precise alignment with each other.

One was slightly lower than the other.

He said that they HAD to be that way. If they were together, they'd bang together,

and "the man would be in such pain...he would just go nuts."

His facial expression suggested he didn't catch the secondary meaning of the phrasing he used.

Too funny!! :biglaugh:

JT

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