"Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"
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MATILDA
"...Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in the game." Batter up!
Human without the bean
Hello, Mr.Wolf, I'd like you to meet my wife Mrs. Human. She's loves those movies.
RottieGrrrl
But you are right, perhaps this should be a movie mashup clue. but I would get this movie from one line, lol.
hiway29
yes it is -the good Abbott and Costello movie
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Don't you think I'd know my own son? That is NOT my son!"
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Watered Garden
Changeling?
WG
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GeorgeStGeorge
That's it. Not only a quote, but pretty much the whole plot! :)
George
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Watered Garden
"Excuse me. I think I'm allergic to ....!"
(Sneezes) "Excuse me. I think I'm allergic to bull****!"
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WordWolf
Reminds me of a scene in "Animal House", but I'm reasonably sure those lines didn't appear in that scene.
(The scene with the hearing.)
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GeorgeStGeorge
No. That was a bunch of the Delta House guys pretending to cough while saying "B--- Job!" :lol:
WG's quote does sound familiar, but I can't place it.
George
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WordWolf
In the EDITED FOR TELEVISION version, that's true.
I'm pretty sure the uncut version had them saying something else while pretending to cough.
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Steve!
I, Robot
And in the unedited version of Animal House, they were coughing "b-llsh1t".
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Watered Garden
Steve! got it!
Next, Steve!?
WG
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Steve!
"I think we owe him an apology!"
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Steve!
Maybe another line -
"You wouldn't eat your spinach. Spinach what kept our family strong for thousands of years. And what does me only oxspring do with it?"
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GeorgeStGeorge
Now, see, THAT's the kind of quote we're looking for.
"Popeye."
"At my age, I've learned three things: Never pass up a bathroom; never waste and erection; and never trust a fart."
George
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This is a pretty recent movie, and did well in the box office, so I expect that someone should get it!
George
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Steve!
I know the movie, I just wanted to give everyone else a chance to kick it around a bit before I answer.
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Steve!
Okay, in the interest of keeping this moving -
The Bucket List
Next quote:
"Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"
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GeorgeStGeorge
One of the Joker's many "origin stories" in
The Dark Knight.
George
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Steve!
Yup
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GeorgeStGeorge
"It's clobberin' time!"
George
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WordWolf
If that's not "the Fantastic Four", it should be!
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GeorgeStGeorge
It is, of course. Spoken by Ben Grimm after he turns himself back into the Thing to help take out Dr. Doom.
Probably the best "tag line" in comic books.
George
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WordWolf
"ATTICA! ATTICA!"
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Raf
Dog Day Afternoon
"What the hell is a jiggawatt?"
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Back to the Future"?
George
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