Subject: Rules for marriag

[year2027]

God first

Beloved everybody

God loves you

here am email from a friend

Subject: Rules for marriage

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like

sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the

chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who

you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

then.

-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the

same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets

them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with

that.

- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry

them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone

to clean up after them. --

Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is ..

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump

truck . -- Ricky , age 10

thank you

with love and a holy kiss Roy

[coolchef]

roy,what a riot

thanks!

[waysider]

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck."

:o

[leafytwiglet]

My favorite

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

LOL this is great thanks Roy

[year2027]

God first

Beloved coolchef and waysider and waysider

God loves you my friends

coolchef - your welcome - I love you

waysider - I love you

waysider - your welcome - I love you

thank you

with love and a holy kiss Roy

[excathedra]

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the

same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

good one !!!!

[year2027]

God first

Beloved excathedra

God loves you my friend

your welcome -- How are you i love you

thank you

with love and a holy kiss Roy

[excathedra]

i'm okay, roy. thank you for asking. and i love you too

going through some through some tough times, but that's "this" life, isn't it ?

you're a great man. thank you.

[year2027]

God first

Beloved excathedra

God loves you my friend

your welcome my friend

thank you

with love and a holy kiss Roy

[act2]

Thanks, Roy, for the morning laugh!!!

[Zshot]

Roy,

Thanks for the post. The funny thing is that my girlfriend has been using the "M" word latley :unsure:

[year2027]

God first

Beloved act2 and Zshot

God loves you my friend

act2 - your welcome i love you

Zshot - that blessed me will we hear bells soon - I love you

thank you

with love and a holy kiss Roy