cheranne Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 (edited) :blink: :blink: Get a Free Frozen Turkey by Accepting Christ as Your Savior! This offer is a stand-alone opportunity and may not be used in conjunction with any other Landover Baptist Salvation Offers. This includes the Playstation 3 offer, the Free Phone Offer, and the iPod Nano offer. Extra shipping costs will apply to Turkeys weighing over 70 pounds... Read More>> Injuns Threaten Christians Even From Beyond the Grave! The only reason the remains were so well-preserved was the fact that each Indian had apparently drunk more than 4,000 times his body weight in alcohol during his lifetime. "Some of the remains... Read More>> VEGANS: Modern Day Witches Witches have learned a lot since the days of the Puritans. They’ve learned that if they show their hideous faces in public, it won’t just be their warts we burn off. So, they’ve had to go undercover... Read More>> Ex-Injun to Deliver Thanksgiving Sermon Little Chief Running Red Butt, as Landover Baptist church members still call him, was converted to Christ after four days of electro-shock treatment on the cold wet floor of his demon-deprivation chamber in Landover's facility in North Dakota... Read More>> Don't Let Those Feather Headed Pilgrim Killers Ruin Your Christian Thanksgiving These are the same so-called, 'people,' who killed our Godly ancestors and used their scalps as sanitary napkins for their squaws," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "And they still refuse to apologize.... Read More>> Rebellious Child Unthankful For Having His Teeth Knocked Out by His Dad After Thanksgiving Dinner "I'll give him something to cry about!" It was then that Mr. Wilkins invited his other sons over, saying, "Come over here boys! Let's show your little sissy of a brother what happens... Read More>> Forget the War on Terror, We've Got Ourselves a Farm Full of Demon Possessed Turkeys! Demons which visiting Pastor Needham had intended to send into a herd of pigs according to the Bible verse, Matthew 8:31, inadvertently entered hundreds of thousands of squawking turkeys at... Read More>> Thanksgiving: A Wonderful Day to Tell Injuns About Jesus! No group of people in the United States is more qualified to comment on the savage nature of American Injuns than the members of the Landover Baptist Church. Having arrived in the country that God ordained for us in the year 1612, many... Read More>> Why Don't Injuns Celebrate Thanksgiving? (Christian Kids Wanna Know) To this day, Injuns are still jealous of God's True Americans™. They are constantly scheming to take back their "so-called" land. They make a living out of corrupting decent Americans with gambling, booze and the occult lure of their tribal drums... Read More>> American Christian Heritage: The Lost Treasure of Slavery Everyone here knows the story of the first Landover Baptists - how they traveled in three boats across the Atlantic Ocean in 1612. Them boats was chock full of first edition King James 1611 Bibles, stolen right under the nose of... Read More>> Local Injuns Asked to Stay Away From Thanksgiving Festivities There will not be an Injun presence at the Baptist Pilgrim Play, nor will there be any Injun costumes or dress worn by anyone. "We are going to celebrate Thanksgiving the right way, God’s way... Read More>> The Landover Baptist Historical Society In spite of my serious allergies to mould and paper-born mites, I humbly serve The Lord and this Congregation by sifting though boxes and boxes of old photographs... Read More>> Hog Roast to be Held in Honor of Jews Who Converted to Christ During High Holy Week Many Baptists found that Orthodox Jews were eager to abandon their faith, based solely on the integrity and commitment of sincere Christian prayers. 215 Jews in East Texas lined up in front of First Baptist Church in Dallas, literally begging to get in... Read More>> Church Members Donate Useless Junk to the Needy as Tax Year Draws to a Close The arrival of December not only signifies that there are only 24 frantic shopping days until Baby Jesus' birthday, it also means there are only 30 more days to find tax deductions... Read More>> Thanks to Our Efforts, Millions Will Starve to Death Knowing Jesus Christ as Their Lord and Savior Most countries have had a chance to hear the gospel thousands of times. There is Christian work to be done here at home. American and European Christians are among the most persecuted... Read More>> Edited November 25, 2008 by cheranne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolchef Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 i,m sorry,dear.i just don't get your humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 cheranne The "Read More>>" parts of your post don't link to anything. Is there any way to fix that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheranne Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 (edited) cheranneThe "Read More>>" parts of your post don't link to anything. Is there any way to fix that? http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1107/salvationturkey.html Edited November 25, 2008 by cheranne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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i,m sorry,dear.i just don't get your humor
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The "Read More>>" parts of your post don't link to anything.
Is there any way to fix that?
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