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:( :( Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma

complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities

turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry

Jack,

the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain

Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a

man

who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show

business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not

considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked

schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty

old

man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,

Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also

survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Very sad news, here. The mater plants are no more. No more home grown tomatoes. Usually we have them into November. But this summer was brutal because of the lack of rain. I savored the last one the other day. The next home grown tomato sandwich will be looked forward to as a hallowed feast.

Aaahhh, spring come quickly.

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Very sad news, here. The mater plants are no more. No more home grown tomatoes. Usually we have them into November. But this summer was brutal because of the lack of rain. I savored the last one the other day. The next home grown tomato sandwich will be looked forward to as a hallowed feast.

Aaahhh, spring come quickly.

This is for YOU! :dance:

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