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Dr. Seuss on Aging


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Dr. Seuss on Aging

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I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, My God, what can I do.

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad--can you tell.

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years are here at last

The Golden Years can kiss my a$$!!

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:jump: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Love it.

Reminds me of something our friend from the Blue Grass country said once (paraphrased on accounta I can't remember it exactly:

When you get older, there are three things to remember:

1. Never pass a bathroom.

2. Never assume it's "only a fart."

3. (This one's for the guys only) Never waste an erection.

:D

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Linda,

I know you MEAN well. .. but I don't know *how* to waste this here erection with just sheep around. Think maybe you could help me out here in some way??

sudo

Sure. *ring ring* Hello. Purple/Suda? I think your hubby's callin' you over here. :)

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