Bumpy! How are the oysters? By the time you get here, the Cohos'll be runnin! We'll have smoked/grilled personally fresh caught Wild Alaska Salmon. And then, we can all relax with wine in the hot tub that comes with the new house that we are buying and hopefully will be in by the time you get here! So tell me;
"When you come here which way'll you be drivin?
From the East Coast and then to the West?
And after Vancouver,
what kind of maneuver,
will get you here so you can relax with the best?"
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One hundred dollars was all it cost
They told me "There was no Holocaust!"
"The Jews aren't Jews
Stop paying them dues"
And many of my friends I lost.
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There is this thing we call pizza,
With pineapple on part of the piece of
the slice of the pie
that both you and I
munch contentedly saying Eureka!!
(It's FOOD FIGHT TIME!!)
WOOPS!!! (Did I just open a can of worms, here??)
;)
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I met a buxom, striking young lass,
In the Mid-west, pedaling a class.
I signed the green card,
bona fide retard,
as I only had eyes for her a...
And now it is thirty years later
my heart knows i never can hate her
but the pilfering art
left a hole in my heart
the size of a giant moon crater.
Then one lucky day I found Greasespot
Read of the fates of Vic Loy and Dot
Found I wasn't alone,
I could laugh cry and moan
the coffee is always fresh and hot....
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Pineapple on pizza? Absurd!
Didn't vp eat that when he taught "the verd?"
Loy was known to say,
"Fruit pizza is gay!"
"I hear that it tastes just like merde."
;)
(game on dmiller!)
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While asking a man named Raf,
About pineapple on pizza he laughed.
That's flat bread he said,
with tomato sauce on it's head,
There's nothing Pizza about that! ;)
(giving the nod to Dooj, before things turn ugly!!)
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Pineapple and Canadian Ham
Settled down on the pizza pan..
There on the dough,
They decided to go,
And say I am what I am. ;)
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doojable
Canadian Bacon and cheese
Then you add fruit to it? Geeez!
Add sauce and some bread
Are you out of your head?
It's like what I get when I sneeze.
It's really a fake, dontcha' know?
To the "originals" you really must go
VP didn't do it
But we never knew it
Then we bought "gaspumps with snow."
(Nods back to dmiller - and trying to tie pizza in with railing on vp and twi..;))
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GrouchoMarxJr
The old drunken pervert is dead
with his glass eye still stuck in his head
they buried him low near the fountain of woe
where the worms finally found him and fed
...did someone say food fight? :lol:
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;)
Under the fountain lies an a$$
One eye eaten and one eye glass
Corn to corn, dust to dust
All his deeds turned to rust
I hear he even killed the grass.
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Baptism with water? No way!
That's what vp used to say
Now he's under a mountain
Of water - (the fountain)
Still unclean with a price to pay.
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doojable
Cornfield impostor told many lies
In fact he is known to have plagiarized.
His class was it was stolen
Filled with stuff from his colon (;))
Now six feet under he lies
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jeast
Early one day in the middle of the night
two young brothers arose to fight
back to back they faced one another
drawed their swords and shot each other
nonsensical as it seems it happened on this site
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Bumpy
Bumpy & Grumpy sat on the wall, until the cult mods sent one to prison like our old friend saul.
Jonny & Rascal love fencing & fishing but getting the last word in, is most important of all.
Rocky & Socks climb long legal walls, just to crucify twi, in their long youthful fall.
The rock star girls had plenty of curls, until the vicster's mobsters created a swirl and down came the cult curtains with plenty of furl.
It sounds better in German.
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jeast
Some confuse polite with being submissive
There’s no need to be so derisive
No need to put down someone
Heck this thread is supposed to be fun
Light and friendly it's not nearly so obtrusive.
Piece
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If your Limerick sounds better in German,
Tell it that way so we're hearin',
What you meant when you spoke,
then you won't have to joke;
"I wish you could've heard the ORIGINAL one."
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doojable
VP was quite deplorable
Stories? - Phantasmagorical!
He'd drink Drambuie
Had a doctrine - quite screwy
Many thought he was horrible.
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Der "Original" in einem Mulleimer irgendwo liegt,
Weil Gestern ist vorbei gespielt
Heute Abend um neun wir werden sehen, ob Deutchland oder Spanien an zwei Fusse stehen
Anders sind trauige Gesichte zu hoeren und sehen.
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Here's one I read in Playboy back when I was but thirteen years old....
"There was a do it your selfer named Alice,
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
and part of her anus in Dallas..." :o
Funny how I read it only once, but remembered it since 1969. Must be the the "power of the Limerick".
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Bumpy! How are the oysters? By the time you get here, the Cohos'll be runnin! We'll have smoked/grilled personally fresh caught Wild Alaska Salmon. And then, we can all relax with wine in the hot tub that comes with the new house that we are buying and hopefully will be in by the time you get here! So tell me;
"When you come here which way'll you be drivin?
From the East Coast and then to the West?
And after Vancouver,
what kind of maneuver,
will get you here so you can relax with the best?"
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Bumpy
Les Huitres son belles!
Mit dem alten Mercedes werden wir fahren
Von Toronto nach Vancouver die Landschaft aufbewahren
Weiter nach oben bis dem hellen Norden
Wo die Fische springen in die Kofferladen
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There once was a poster named Bumpy
Whose alter ego was Grumpy
The mods they stepped in
Dumped Grump in the bin
Now Bumpy’s more grumpy than Grumpy.
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doojable
Is he a Tiger or a Dwarf?
Wow! This poster really can morph!
Africa or France?
Is there even a chance
He's in Ohio eating gorp?
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The truth with vic was a hard corps pill to swallow
The good people who over drank to gs did follow
But the grump named bump his distance did he guard
En France he surely rests close to yet another oyster hollow
http://www.riecsurbelon.fr/-Economie-.html
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chockfull
There once was a loud screaming Okie
Who almost got thrown in the pokey
With him out of the way
And his ex a bit gay
Now they all wink and say "Okey Dokey"
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