Racist joke

[Ron G.]

Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

A customer asked 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you

something.'

'If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?'

'Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'

'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?'

'Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?'

'Would you? Would you?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no!'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

'Well, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why

did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'

[RottieGrrrl]

I'll have to show this one to my Polish Catholic mother. :)

[Caveman]

I'd heard that the Polish Pope's first miracle was to make a blind man lame.