cheranne Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty LEBANON, Pa. (AP) -- Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet. Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank. Deputy fire commissionertold WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had." Police charged the man with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They said he didn't suffer any serious injuries. --- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RottieGrrrl Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Unfortunately I can relate being drunk enough to do something like this. One day I should start a..."stupid things done while you were drunk" thread and see how many people fess up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheranne Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They Gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle Of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she Opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they Knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before You die. She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and Said, "Don't sell that cow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Unfortunately I can relate being drunk enough to do something like this.
One day I should start a..."stupid things done while you were drunk" thread and see how many people fess up.
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The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The
Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They
Gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.
One nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle
Of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she
Opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips.
Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they
Knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
"Mother," the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before
You die.
She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and
Said, "Don't sell that cow."
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