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Poll from the Institute for the Vague and Obtuse


T-Bone
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What is your response?  

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  1. 1. What is your response?

    • A simply yes or no will do.
      2
    • Typically, I answer a question with a question.
      2
    • I often answer true or false questions with true or false answers.
      2
    • I think polls are absurd and the people who dream them up have too much free time.
      2
    • I think people are absurd and the polls they take for granted should have had more dreamtime.
      0
    • If you could read my mind love what a tale my thoughts could tell.
      6
    • If you could give only one answer for a lifetime of questions, what would it be?
      1
    • In an alternate universe, is there a ?No Man? for every one of our ?Yes Men??
      3
    • You say ?Yes.? I say ?No.?
      3
    • You say ?tomato? and I say ?tomato.?
      1
    • Yes, we have no bananas.
      2
    • In a perfect world, you would already know my response.
      7


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Dear T-bone,

I sincerly wish that you could have made the title a little more clear and concise. :) :P

Dear Grease Spot person,

Your post is very important to us and may be answered at a later date – technological advances permitting, of course. Our mission will always remain in the foreground of the background, making nebulous strides toward an, as yet indeterminate middle ground. We generally like to focus our attention on the blurriest part of some issues while adopting a more speculative approach when details grow dim. Clearly, we live in vacuous times which call for our best ambiguity through the most vacillating means possible.

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You forgot the question, What sex are you?

=Male or female or don't know or don't care :biglaugh::biglaugh:

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:blink: Hmmm, I always thought of Sex as more of a 'Yes' or 'No' question, myself. :spy:

You've got to include a "maybe" option for the timid or undecided. :biglaugh:

[edited for some vague and obtuse reason]

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