Seriously, I can't imagine hitting a cow. We've lost two vehicles, one a Dodge Dakota pickup, to 10 point buck whitetail deer.
One time, I think it was on the WOW field in Texas, I was driving with another person on a back road where a smallish Angus cow was standing in the road next to the fence through which it had just escaped. Knowing absolutely nothing about bovines in general, and unaware of the gender of this one, I hopped out of the car and yelled "SHOO! Get back in that pasture where you belong!" Well the cow sized me up, recognized me for the ignoramus I was at that time, lowered its head, pawed the dusty pavement and said: "MUUUHHHHHHOOOOOOO!"
I skittered back into the car and gingerly drove around it. It gave me a very nasty look, but let me leave in peace.
Another time, I encountered a couple of loose bovines on the Rome City campus one morning when I was out for a stroll. Someone had forgotten to turn on the electric fence and they were just standing in the path that goes toward that little hill where I think were once portrayed the 12 Stations of the Cross.
This time, I didn't bother. Went back to the switchboard, rustled up someone who knew cows and the situation was taken care of.
After these two experiences, the only cows I approach are medium rare, next to a baked po' and salad!
That must have been a small cow ... the picture showed it all the way in the back seat ...
We don't have cows now, but they were always friendly, though I watched the bull a little more closely ... and I don't think you want to mess around them too close when they have their young calves.
I'm pretty sure putting them in the back seat is not advised ...
What do you get when a cow jumps a barbed wire fence?
For some reason they showed the video footage on tv the morning after it happened. Maybe it was just really early in the morning but it was quite the site seeing that cow kind of half standing in the back seat of that car. The poor thing looked completely bewildered.
I've never had a problem with cows, being the city kid that I am but the chickens on grandpa's farm and then the ones on my sister's farm...oooh how I really hate live chickens! They are much better rottiserie style or fried.
2 things just went through my mind :the cartoon "Cow and Chicken" with the devil having no pants(Cartoon Network), and why am I suddenly feeling hungry?
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A very mooooooooving story!
Seriously, I can't imagine hitting a cow. We've lost two vehicles, one a Dodge Dakota pickup, to 10 point buck whitetail deer.
One time, I think it was on the WOW field in Texas, I was driving with another person on a back road where a smallish Angus cow was standing in the road next to the fence through which it had just escaped. Knowing absolutely nothing about bovines in general, and unaware of the gender of this one, I hopped out of the car and yelled "SHOO! Get back in that pasture where you belong!" Well the cow sized me up, recognized me for the ignoramus I was at that time, lowered its head, pawed the dusty pavement and said: "MUUUHHHHHHOOOOOOO!"
I skittered back into the car and gingerly drove around it. It gave me a very nasty look, but let me leave in peace.
Another time, I encountered a couple of loose bovines on the Rome City campus one morning when I was out for a stroll. Someone had forgotten to turn on the electric fence and they were just standing in the path that goes toward that little hill where I think were once portrayed the 12 Stations of the Cross.
This time, I didn't bother. Went back to the switchboard, rustled up someone who knew cows and the situation was taken care of.
After these two experiences, the only cows I approach are medium rare, next to a baked po' and salad!
WG
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Wow ... cow
That must have been a small cow ... the picture showed it all the way in the back seat ...
We don't have cows now, but they were always friendly, though I watched the bull a little more closely ... and I don't think you want to mess around them too close when they have their young calves.
I'm pretty sure putting them in the back seat is not advised ...
What do you get when a cow jumps a barbed wire fence?
mooo ...
mooooo ....
moooooooo ...
Udder destruction ....
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For some reason they showed the video footage on tv the morning after it happened. Maybe it was just really early in the morning but it was quite the site seeing that cow kind of half standing in the back seat of that car. The poor thing looked completely bewildered.
I've never had a problem with cows, being the city kid that I am but the chickens on grandpa's farm and then the ones on my sister's farm...oooh how I really hate live chickens! They are much better rottiserie style or fried.
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2 things just went through my mind :the cartoon "Cow and Chicken" with the devil having no pants(Cartoon Network), and why am I suddenly feeling hungry?
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