If I ever need a leg operation, I'll be sure to stick a note up my wazooo, with a flag sticking out ... and a note on my arse ... and a note on the leg not being worked on .... and pay for an observer ... and ...
If I ever need a leg operation, I'll be sure to stick a note up my wazooo, with a flag sticking out ... and a note on my arse ... and a note on the leg not being worked on .... and pay for an observer ... and ...
and .... hope the doc's read it in the original! :unsure:
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waysider
Man, I've heard of somebody "cutting you a new one" but that just takes the cake.
What's just as bad is that the woman with the incontinence is probably scrambling around to find her new crutches just to make it to the loo in time.
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rhino
If I ever need a leg operation, I'll be sure to stick a note up my wazooo, with a flag sticking out ... and a note on my arse ... and a note on the leg not being worked on .... and pay for an observer ... and ...
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dmiller
and .... hope the doc's read it in the original! :unsure:
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ex70sHouston
When my leg was operated on last October I got tired of how many times they ask me which leg.
I went in to surgury with yes rightin on my left leg and no on my right.
Had catarct surgury last week. They did all the right eyes first. Then all the left eyes. It was hard to get "yes" off my forehead.
I quess I need to right no on my foot before I go to the hospital again. Don't want anybody cutting on my.........
I can think of another place that no will be rightin on. Don't want to loss my little head.
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Twinky
My goodness, what an unusual person you are. How many right eyes do you have? And how many left eyes?? Can you see well out of all of them now??
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rhino
I'm stealing this from "the purple avenger" .. but it was pretty funny
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