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Finally a decent retirement plan :biglaugh: from Ana Cooper

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Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock 1 year ago, it would now be worth $49.00

Similarly, a $1,000.00 purchase of Delta Air Lines stock a year ago would now be worth $49.00

With Enron, you'd have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00

With WorldCom, you'd have less than $5.00

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer and/or wine 1 year ago, drank it all,

then turned in the cans/bottles for the recycling REFUND, you'd have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Cheers!

Ana Cooper

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