Ron G. Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Boston police today reported finding a body in the Charles River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was described as wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink wig, a strap-on dildo, a New England Patriot's jersey, and had a cucumber stuffed up his foot. The police graciously removed the Patriot's jersey to spare the family unnecessary embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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