Sooo.. what DO you do with a degree from a degreee mill?
what DO you do with a degree from a degree mill?
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1. choose carefully, or not so carefully. :)
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Proudly put it on your resume5
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Pretend you never got it2
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Roll it back on the roll. Ship it to poor children overseas1
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Be environmentally conscious. Recycle it0
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Start your own cult. You're "qualified" after all.7
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Have to know what to do with it after you've received it. Put it in the bathroom, where it can function with it's original purpose.3
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GrouchoMarxJr
...Exactly! That's why I voted for starting your own cult.
If you went to the trouble of getting a phoney degree, why not follow through on your potential?...
Any person who spent any amount of time in twi should know the basics on starting a cult. First, you put together a package, give yourself a name and then start marketing it.
...The papermill degree will add to your credibility to many of the "marks".
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Oakspear
The purpose of getting a "real" degree is to demonstrate knowledge and/or proficiency in the field in which the degree is conferred. People in the said field know what's involved in getting the degree and what they can expect (to a degree <_< ) from the bearer. Degree mills, on the other hand, impress only those who don't know what's involved in getting a real one. That's why a lot of us were impressed with "Doctor's" "doctorate". We had no idea what it took to earn a ThD.
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frank123lol
Yep,Start your own cult.See the paper on the wall behind me?Well it is not worth snot
I had to research the greatness of gawds word on my own.
I just display it so people know I went to the degree mills
Ya see I have forgotten more of gawds word than you will ever know
So sit back shut up and send me your money!!
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doojable
I hear they make GREAT kitty litter pan liners...
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Ham
I'm waiting for some poor soul to say "well, none of the apostles had an accredited education.."
True, but none of the apostles went to a degree mill so they could buy a piece of paper to prove that little point either..
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Kevlar2000
Well, none of the apostles had an accredited education.
There. I said it. Are you happy now?
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I saw the title of this thread, and immediately I starting singing,
"What do you do with a drunken sailor
what do you do with a drunken sailor,
what do you do with a drunken sailor
Ear-lie in the morning?
Give him a degree from a bogus college,
give him a degree from a bogus college,
give him a degree from a bogus college
Ear-lie in the morning..."
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Twinky
Actually I DID put mine on my CV. I thought about it really carefully and decided my CV looked a bit skinny (especially in the "lost years" after they kicked me out and before I came to my senses). I do believe that's what got me the interview for the job where I am now, with a Christian person in charge of the office. But in between times, he had obviously checked out TWI and before making me the job offer asked what |I thought of The Way now. I think my answer was quite sufficient to convince him I wuldn't be having anything to do with that weird organization any more and he promptly offered me the job.
I don't have the paper any more and was told to send it back to HQ which I did. Was that right or wrong? Was so confused then I really didn't know which way was up.
I am not sure if it will be going on my next CV.
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Oakspear
I'm sorry, what's a CV?
Were you right or wrong? I don't know, did you try to start a cult?
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Linda Z
CV = curriculum vitae
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Oakspear
thanks
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rhino
I never had need for a CV, and I've told maybe two people I had a bachelor of theology, both times more in light of "what a waste of time".
Degree mill or not, was it ever decided here if those Rome City degrees were accredited? I thought that was the point of using the laxer standards in Indiana or something. I did spend a couple weeks there.
oh .. and I did receive credit from U of Illinois for Way College work. Because I needed one more hour of open elective (and had actually turned down that hour on an open elective U of I class ), I wrote in and sent my research paper from the Corps, and with a letter of explanation received one hour philosophy credit, probably out of pity.
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waysider
Well, Twinky is posting from "the other side of the pond".
Maybe a CV is viewed from a different perspective in that corner of the world.
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ex70sHouston
First let me say that I have a Bachelars Degree from the University of Houston.
But really what does a degree mean. It means you can stick with something long enough to finish.
Secondly who really checks if the degree is accredited.
When I transferred from a junior collage to a university I lost 22 hours. That hurt.
When I interview someone I check what they know. Not what the resume says they know. Check references until someone says something bad. Get the real picture and realize that no one is perfect.
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Ham
I could have put in about 15 more hours and gotten an associates, but would have lost them.
Suppose it depends what it is one wants to do. I would really really like to teach on say, a junior college level someday, at least to start. A degree from pikes peak arithmetic and divinity school would hardly open the door.
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nyunknown
Is ther a degree in squirrelogy Mr Hammroni?
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Ham
Yep. It's even an honorarily bestowed, good as the paper it's printed on Doctor of Squirrelogy
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brideofjc
I believe there is....from NHU, that is...NutandHoney Univ.
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brideofjc
All I know is I remember all too well when I was working towards my Master's degree that I received an email
from a degree mill wanting me to take their classes....and I was so stressed out writing my thesis papers that I actually brought it
up at class one day...because quite honestly I didn't know such things existed. I really need to get out more, I guess. And the
Doctorate from Scotland looked at me and said..."Are you depressed or something?" I had to laugh. But if only he knew....
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nyunknown
Where can I get the degree Mr. Hammroni? I will be regenerate my avatiar soon. I don't know who I will turn into.
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Bramble
Kudos to you for putting in the real work!
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J0nny Ling0
Sell it on E-Bay? No doubt some cult expert might be interested...
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